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⚠️Bitch On Bulldozer Is Not Negotiating⚠️

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Commercial Real Estate Agent with Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker AZ BR 528507000

At this time of year along the Beautiful Colorado River, as the weather cools down and inventory reliably goes up, some opportunists immediately equate that to 'sellers will give away their properties' which more than not is untrue.

Our Bullhead City/Fort Mohave/Mohave Valley/Kingman/Golden Valley regional area is rolling with the changes we have seen year in and year out in our residential market, and right now we have 1.92 months of inventory which is a 'warm, not hot' market! 

Many sellers are reducing prices, and listings that would have flown off the shelf are for many reasons expiring. I know this is happening all over the place as sellers recognize the 'Covid hot market' is behind us. 

Some agents, concerned about their bottom line, are dealing with buyers I personally would not touch with a ten foot pole.

Buyers who want your commission plus a golden unicorn of a deal, not understanding that most sellers are not distressed, and hell, they don't even have to pay your agent LET ALONE YOU!  (Hey, thanks NAR!)

'Buyers' like this are playing and not serious. I'd submit that they probably don't have the money to really get in the game. Some fancy themselves 'wholesalers' and plan to gouge THEIR buyer in concurrent escrows.

We see them coming, but what is always a combination of shocking, insulting and amusing is how some agents try to be a HERO to these UNREASONABLE 'suspect not prospects'! 

If seller (WHO IS THE DECISION MAKER) doesn't want the ridiculous deal, that's that. NEXT! You tried. Didn't work.

But BERATING the seller's agent with rude 'talking points' that will make your eyes roll back into another dimension, and thinking IT'S NEGOTIATING is just counterproductive. For the agent especially. YOU ARE NOT BEING A STRONG NEGOTIATOR.

 

Just a bulldozing bitch.

We don't have to cooperate with you and you can go on a 'coyote ugly' list. Rip me if you want, but to protect OUR sellers we will put an asterisk next to your name and inform seller 'this is how they play in the sandbox, we can't trust them to behave professionally. Are you willing to take that risk?'

And let our client decide what their threshold of pain is . . .

Listen. Ask anyone. I'm a cream puff to work with. BUT

Don't show me that you're unhinged, desperate or your ego is writing checks your ass can't cash. Future dealings with my clients depend on it.

 


Don't push me
cuz I'm close to the . . . edge

 



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GilbertRealtor BillSalvatore
Arizona Elite Properties - Chandler, AZ
Realtor - 602-999-0952 / em: golfArizona@cox.net

Thanks for sharing, make it a great Saturday and enjoy your weekend! Bill

Bill Salvatore, Realtor- Arizona Elite Properties

Nov 01, 2025 10:50 AM
Candice A. Donofrio

Thank you!

Nov 01, 2025 12:29 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Retired Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Candice- agents who put commissions before anything else and decide to poke the bear will not last long. Sadly they leave bad feelings, and unhappy clients in their wake.  Libra

Nov 01, 2025 12:09 PM
Candice A. Donofrio

The biggest problem I keep seeing is buyers who can afford X going after XYZ and thinking they 'are entitled' to get it for X only. In other words, trying to buy out of their range. And agents trying to play hero and 'get it for them for that amount' and when they can't, the fangs come out!

Nov 01, 2025 12:33 PM
Katina Hargrove 352-551-0308
Stake Your Land Realty, Inc. - Sorrento, FL
Broker/Owner, SFR®, e-PRO®, GRI, AHWD, REALTOR®

Candice A. Donofrio I know you got this, go girl, I have confidence in you. Stay calm and trust your friend, me!

Nov 01, 2025 03:44 PM
Candice A. Donofrio

This was a response to a text  another agent shared from a buyer's agent, mad because they didn't accept their lowball offer. It was unprofessional, and I would not have wanted to subject to my sellers to any further engagement with that agent.

Nov 01, 2025 05:42 PM
Candice A. Donofrio

PS. In Katina I trust! 🙏

Nov 01, 2025 05:43 PM
Lew Corcoran
Better Living Real Estate, LLC - East Bridgewater, MA
Expert guidance. Exceptional results.

Whew! So tell us how you really feel, Candice A. Donofrio. This post packs a punch and then some! Thanks for laying it all out with grit, clarity, and a dash of sass—your insights on market dynamics and agent behavior are spot-on and seriously appreciated 💥👏.

Nov 02, 2025 01:32 AM
Candice A. Donofrio

I learned that the agent in question had been dealing with this unserious buyer for 2 years. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result. And taking it out on the seller when they fail again and again. LOL 

Nov 02, 2025 05:15 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hello Candice - I can see this post title going "off" in a much different direction.  The route you chose to take gets the down and dirty of a growing situation unearthed.  Much more advisable than unhinged.  

Nov 02, 2025 01:30 AM
Candice A. Donofrio

Yeah, if I want unhinged I just open up my X feed 😛

Nov 02, 2025 05:16 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Oh my gosh, I cracked up when I saw the statement "Just a bulldozing bitch" - there are definitely those who do not know how to act in the kind of scenario you shared. Berating the listing agent because a crappy offer was not accepted is the stupidest thing to do. 

Too funny. Thanks for the chuckle

Nov 02, 2025 04:46 AM
Candice A. Donofrio

I understand the frustration hitting all those block walls! But that's fixable. If wasting your time with a buyer, and that's what it sounds like, fire them and next. 

Nov 02, 2025 05:19 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

I feel bad for agents that work with these types of buyers, and I doubt that they will stay agents very long, if those are the people they represent, haha.

Nov 02, 2025 09:46 AM
Candice A. Donofrio

Recipe for burnout 💯

Nov 03, 2025 05:35 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

I was lucky to NOT have to deal with a bulldozing bitch Candice A. Donofrio and if I had they would find I can be pretty nasty right back at them... or I my just walk away.

Nov 07, 2025 12:20 PM
Candice A. Donofrio

My understanding is that the seller's agent and seller did just that. 

Nov 07, 2025 01:55 PM