Co-Inky-dinks? I think not!
HERE WE GO:
ELVIS was born, January 8, 1935.
Alan has never been proven to have been born, in fact there's some question as to whether he's an illegal alien.
hmmmmm? right?
Elvis died April 16, 1977
Alan's gerbil (Bitey) died on April 16, 1977.
hmmm... spooky, huh??
The names Alan and Elvis have 4 and 5 letters consecutively.
getting goosebumps yet?
In 1988 Elvis earned an approximate $15,000,000.
In 1968 Alan earned an exact $15.00
I know... I felt it too.
Elvis collected statues of Venus deMilo and Joan of Arc
Alan has heard of both of those
Okay, that one was kinda weak... I admit.
Elvis ate nothing but meatloaf, mashed potatoes and tomatoes for a period of two years.
Alan ate nothing but meatloaf, and mashed potatoes and no tomatoes for two days while streaming the x-files.
ohhhhh..
Elvis's shoe size was 11D (you know what they say)
Alan's shoe size is a woman's size 5 (you know what they say)
now, c'mon... that's kinda creepy.
Elvis owned 18 TVs, including one installed on the ceiling over his bed.
Alan owed 18 collection agencies for TVs, and had a mirror installed over his bed.
are ya feelin' me yet?
Elvis was thrown out of the Grand Ole Opry in 1954.
Alan was thrown out of the 7-11 on Tuesday.
Big freakin' deal. They never proved I took that candy bar.
Elvis considered J. Edgar Hoover the "greatest living American."
Alan used to watch "the Greatest American Hero" and can still hum the theme song.
Okay, the chills are back.
Elvis's estate, when he died, was valued at $10,000,000.
Alan estate, when he dies, will almost assuredly be worth $10.00.
Now that one's more than a little odd
Elvis received a special agent badge for the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs from President Richard Nixon.
Alan recently saw the movie Frost/Nixon, and enjoyed it without the use of Narcotics or Dangerous Drugs.
I'm all gooseflesh now...aren't you?
- 50
Comments(5)