Where's Yours, Karen?
The local Elk's Lodge was serving up their weekly steak dinner on Wednesday night. Many members and their guests showed up in support. The following is part of a conversation between two people at the bar.
One, a regular patron, the other a non-drinker.
Guest: Do you drink beer?
Elks Member: Yes.
Guest: How many per day?
Elks Member: 3.
Guest: How much do you pay per beer?
Elks Member: $5 each including tip.
Guest: How long have you been drinking?
Elks Member: About 20 years.
Guest: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000.
Elks Member: Sounds correct.
Guest: Did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?
Elks Member: Do you drink beer?
Guest: No.
Elks Member: Where's your plane, Karen?
Happy day all!
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