Are there aspects of a home that proclaim, "Dog Friendly"? Well, yes and no! Hang in there with me with this post.
Most people (but not all) love dogs. However, dogs can create a few challenges when trying to sell the home. Let's walk through this, "Pet-Friendly" listing:
🐶 ARRIVAL: You arrive and open the front door to a large pile of POO! Yikes, the smell nearly knocks you down. What a warm welcome!
🐶 TOUR: You dodge the POO and begin touring the home. As you cautiously open the utility room despite some aggressive growling, you start to pen the door only to be met with some very large canine teeth! Wham - you slam that door shut!
🐶 PET GOURMET AREA: As you near the kitchen, you arrive at a lovely pet food station. The whiff of Purina envelopes your nostrils, creating that distinct, musty pet food aroma.
🐶 PET PRIMARY SUITE: You arrive at the designated pet sleeping area. A mound of unwashed, filthy blankets greets you. Immediately, you are reminded that our precious furry buddies have distinct odors! Lovely!
So, yes, there can be some really lovely, dog-friendly properties. However, this is NOT one of them. APRIL FOOLS!
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