Fastest Trip Ever!
Three lifelong friends decided to meet at the local bar to have a few drinks. As a pre-caution, they ordered an Uber to be the designated driver for the trip home. As the day came to an end, they stumbled, weaving their way back to the car.
They had all imbibed well past the feel good part! Once seatbelts were clasped, as a joke, the driver turned the engine on, turned it off and said, "We're here!"
The first man paid him.
The second one thanked him.
The third guy slapped him!
The driver was getting ready for a brawl but asked, "What's your problem?"
The drunk slurred, "Next time my man, slow down, you almost killed us!"
Enjoy the ride folks, laugh often, embrace those true connections, we're unsure of how many more trips are left in life's journey.

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