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Moving On From Bugs To Guinea Pigs.

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Ward County Notary Services 607851

This post is actually about fences.

Yesterday's post was about humans eating bugs. Today I'm talking about dogs and guinea pigs.

I am pretty sure that most dogs would make a meal out of a guinea pig if one was set before them.

If we still had a guinea pig they would not find much comfort in our chain link fence. That being said we did lose a guinea pig for about 48 hours who escaped it's little outdoor pen and hid next to a grapevine covered chain link fence.

So this blog is actually a blog about fences.

Let me tell you about our neighbors chain link fence. Between their home and ours is a professionally installed chain link fence. The rest of the backyard is a Hodge Podge of 3' wire fencing that includes a few wood pallets to fill in troublesome gaps.

That mix was good for their old bull dog who was to old and tired to dig or jump. Their little yipper dog always found ways to get out... like a rabbit it could easily walk through most gaps. Creed (the bull dog) died and they replaced him with a pit bull which I believe consumes 3 cappuccinos after every nap.

To borrow and twist the famous line from the movie Sierra Madre, said pit bull says "I don't need no stinkin fences".

She, Violet, flies over that fence as if it wasn't even there. It's fun to see, and luckily Violet is very friendly to us humans. However I'm not so sure a guinea pig would appreciate her ability to fly.

When it comes to fences, if you want to keep your dog in your yard and the neighbors dog in their yard hire a professional. Let the fencing company know what your goal is. Is the fence for the reason stated above as about options. If you want a fence for privacy let them know that is your goal. Call the people who know their product. Chances are you are going to need to see your banker BUT at least you will know that the fence will meet your needs and still be standing after a little wind or a flying dog.

 

 

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Do you enjoy the cartoons written by my son (Timmothy N. Timm) which I use as a springboard to write my daily posts? His strip, Titus & Philemon, has run in two newspapers for years as well as being printed in my blog every day. Titus & Philemon (pronounced Phi - Lee -Man) are guinea pigs. Their owner is Joe. Timmothy has never repeated a joke/comic strip in the 12 years he has been writing it. He has never copied another strip, such as Peanuts or Garfield. You can follow Timmothy on FB as Titus & Philemon and you can also check him out on Instagram as Instagram.com/titus and philemon/ .For Timmothy's website type timmtimmothy.com into your browser. I tried to put it in a link here but it refuses to work. Do NOT put anything in front of timmtimmothy.com or it will not work. 

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Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Retired Real Estate Broker

That also allows for an appreciation of the old adage: Good fences create better neighbors.

May 12, 2026 04:13 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

I am a firm believer in that adage as well Ed Silva, 203-206-0754 .

May 12, 2026 07:31 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

All of the yards in our community have fencing. Many of those fences would not keep their dog in the yard.

May 12, 2026 04:40 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

Most homes here have some fencing here Roy Kelley but like your neighborhood most would not contain an active pup.

May 12, 2026 07:30 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Real Estate Broker

Good morning, Bob. I rarely see chain link fences in my area. I'm a bit sensitive on this subject, as last summer two pit bulls in the neighborhood whose owners could not physically control them managed to get their heads through the spokes of my iron fence and bit my Bingo. What came of that, is a whole other story and sadly my Bingo hasn't been the same since.

May 12, 2026 04:52 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker

Bob "RealMan" Timm physically, Bingo is fine. Psychologically not so much.

May 12, 2026 05:55 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

Pit bulls were outlawed in Minot for years then the idiot council that was in control about 6 years ago struck down the ban. Had the ban remained in effect I would not have the life-long scar on my leg I have and I wouldn't have had to make 4 trips to the hospital to get it to heal as good as possible SO I understand why Bingo is not the same Nina Hollander, Broker 😟

May 12, 2026 05:50 AM
Gwen Fowler SC Lakes & Mountains 864-710-4518
Gwen Fowler Real Estate, Inc - Walhalla, SC
Gwen Fowler Real Estate, Inc.

Bob, you definitely know how to take readers on an unexpected journey. From bugs to guinea pigs to fences—and somehow it all works. I had to laugh at Violet needing three cappuccinos after every nap and “I don’t need no stinkin’ fences.” Your bigger point is spot on though—when safety, pets, and peace with neighbors are involved, the right fence is not the place to cut corners. Entertaining and practical all in one post.

May 12, 2026 05:56 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

Thank you Gwen Fowler SC Lakes & Mountains 864-710-4518 I try hard to make people smile so it's nice to know when I do.

May 12, 2026 07:28 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Yes if we're going to be using a fence, make sure it suits the purpose!

May 12, 2026 05:59 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

So often I see people "make due" with cheap wire fences that do little or nothing Kat Palmiotti . It's just a waste of money.

May 12, 2026 07:23 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Oswego, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Bob. Plan a fence that meets your needs or you are wasting your money! Think before you pull the trigger. Enjoy your day.

May 12, 2026 06:01 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

I agree Wayne Martin . I have wanted a 10' maintenance free fence for years but our area is so windy I often see them damaged and on the ground.

May 12, 2026 07:22 AM
Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty
Waves Realty - Melbourne, FL
Florida Space Coast Homes

I had a dog that loved chasing rabbits...I bet he would have just LOVED a tasty guinea pig. 

May 12, 2026 06:55 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

That dog would have loved our backyard Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty as we always have rabbits year around.

May 12, 2026 07:20 AM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Hello Bob, I do miss your son's comic strip on a daily bases but will come back just to catch some of them.  Make it a good day!

 

May 13, 2026 11:12 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

Thank you Will Hamm from both Timmothy and I. It's great to see you here. 😃

May 13, 2026 11:37 AM