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Just Put Down the Hammer and Step Away.

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Ward County Notary Services 607851

Some people should not be allowed to use power tools... some shouldn't even be allowed near any tool at all.

I loved the show Home Improvement and Tim Allen. Who would think that such a funny man (Tim Allen) would be fired from a network strictly because of his conservative political views when there are so many foul mouthed comedians and show hosts out there that network executives seem to love and adore?

I love tools! My grandpa Timm was a craftsman. He would whoop up on my dad if dad would touch his tools. Thus my dad hardly knew the proper use of a hammer or screwdriver.

Having purchased my 1st home at 18 and earning minimum wage I had to learn how to use tools quickly. Back then, 50+ years ago, neither YouTube or even the internet were around to help. My education was books and hands on experience.

My advice to new home owners on a tight budget is to pick up tools at thrift stores and rummage sales. Don't be afraid of cheap tools, how often are you going to use that tool anyway? If a job calls for a high quality or expensive tool RENT IT! You may never need that tool again.

My last word on tools: Don't lend them out. Over the years I have lost no less that $2,000. in tools not counting the ones that were returned to me broken.

BTW if you see my pole saw (for trimming trees) please ask the guy holding it to return it to me. 😉

 

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Do you enjoy the cartoons written by my son (Timmothy N. Timm) which I use as a springboard to write my daily posts? His strip, Titus & Philemon, has run in two newspapers for years as well as being printed in my blog every day. Titus & Philemon (pronounced Phi - Lee -Man) are guinea pigs. Their owner is Joe. Timmothy has never repeated a joke/comic strip in the 12 years he has been writing it. He has never copied another strip, such as Peanuts or Garfield. You can follow Timmothy on FB as Titus & Philemon and you can also check him out on Instagram as Instagram.com/titus and philemon/ .For Timmothy's website type timmtimmothy.com into your browser. I tried to put it in a link here but it refuses to work. Do NOT put anything in front of timmtimmothy.com or it will not work. 

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Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Retired Real Estate Broker

Some people need a tool, to have an operators' manual, including a hammer or screwdriver.

Jul 21, 2026 06:58 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

That would have been my dad Ed Silva, 203-206-0754 . Even with a manual they would need to point out which end was the business end of the hammer for him.

Jul 21, 2026 06:47 PM
Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty
Waves Realty - Melbourne, FL
Florida Space Coast Homes

Two things I should not be allowed to do:

1. cook in any kitchen

2. fix anything that requires a tool

Jul 21, 2026 07:10 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

I'm there (or not there) with you in the kitchen Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty 😊.

Jul 21, 2026 06:39 PM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Real Estate Broker

Hi Bob... my husband might just be one of those who shouldn't touch tools. Great point about not paying a lot for tools rarely used and not to lend them out. Of course, no one ever asks me for a tool as I have nothing worth talking about.

Jul 21, 2026 11:27 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

I've lost a lot of tools, books, and records by being generous to friends Nina Hollander, Broker . Oh well.

Jul 21, 2026 06:34 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Retired Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Bob- Larry is a tinkerer and can fix anything. That said, we have tools and more tools in our garage. I've spent a lot of time in Harbor Freight with him!  I consider myself lucky to live with my Mr. Fix-It. 

Jul 21, 2026 05:58 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm

Kathy Streib it sounds like Larry and I are cut from the same cloth.

Jul 21, 2026 06:27 PM