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Don’t Squat With Spurs On‼️

By Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Real Estate Agent with Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 UT DRE# 6541633-SA00

July 31, 2026 08:02 AM

Don’t Squat With Spurs On‼️

Yee-Haw‼️ Listen up, ya dadblasted greenhorns, don’t squat with spurs On‼️If there was ever a visual that makes perfect rootin’-tootin’ sense, that phrase does it for me‼️ It’s a pretty straightforward warnin’ to avoid puttin’ yerself in a dumb or self-damagin’ situation‼️

Lord help ya if a sudden urge to go to the bathroom comes on and them sharp-pointed spurs is forgotten‼️ OUCH‼️‼️ What in the name of rootin’-tootin’ tarnation was I thinkin’, sittin’ down on my own dadblasted spurs like some greenhorn greenhorn❓❗

Ow-ow-OWW‼️ Them rowels done chewed me up worse than a pack of hungry coyotes‼️

It’s a simple, common-sense lesson of always bein’ aware of yer circumstances, ‘cause spurs is harmless until the moment yer body geometry changes‼️ HAW-YES‼️ Same goes for any gear, habit or situation yer in‼️

Now remember it, or the next time nature calls, them spurs’ll call right back‼️ CONSARN IT‼️

*I hope you read this advice in the voice of Yosemite Sam, dagnabit❗

Image of Yosemite Sam is mine, Grok did the background.

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Tags:: yosemite sam says dont squat with spurs on; be aware of situations; think before acting; dadblasted greenhorns; common sense lessons; dagnabit; yee haw; simple life lessons; body geometry; sage advice meant to be taken; love yosemite sam

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Steffy Hristova

HomeSmart Elite Group Tempe AZ Tel: 602.710.8161 - Tempe, AZ

Tempe AZ Realtor - Your Home Close to Your Work!

Wanda, everybody is laughing, I am looking it my dictionary, and thinking ... "Does it have these words?" Should I call an interpreter?! I got the gist, I think ... Whatever inspired the post was a great prompt. :)

Jul 31, 2026 03:36 PM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - W...

St. George, UT

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

Sat the phone on the edge, while washing my hands and it landed in enough water to delete all 1500+ contacts, Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Real Estate Svcs. Thought it was backing up to the cloud, no go! Dadgummit!

Jul 31, 2026 04:14 PM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

THANK YOU for the FEATURE in CRAP-TACULAR, Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Real Estate Svcs.. The post is a lesson in avoiding sharp objects making contact with the posterior by paying attention! ConFoundit!

Jul 31, 2026 04:18 PM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

Had FUN writing it and glad you appreciate the raucous, Yosemite Sam humor, Will Hamm! He is a HOOT and one of my favorite cartoons and personalities of all time!

Jul 31, 2026 04:19 PM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

Yee-Haw - That is a hilarious story! Yosemite Sam might've participated in the fun as well, Anna "Banana" Kruchten! I would have enjoyed seeing that too.

Jul 31, 2026 05:02 PM

Anna "Banana" Kruchten

Phoenix, AZ

Anna "Banana" Kruchten

That was just one of the crazy things those 'boys' did! Makes me laugh thinking about it!

Aug 01, 2026 10:40 AM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

I can just imagine, Anna "Banana" Kruchten. In my 20's, a rodeo bronc riding champion asked me for a date and then he talked me into eating Rocky Mountain Oysters!!! That was a one-and-done thing for me.

Aug 01, 2026 01:03 PM

Anna "Banana" Kruchten

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can! Oh I know all about rocky mountain oysters! I used to attend a lot of 'cattle round ups' and you know what goes along with that!

Aug 06, 2026 10:30 AM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Them bulls turned into heifers, Anna "Banana" Kruchten (metaphorically speaking)!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Aug 06, 2026 11:02 AM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

You'd be right, George Souto. That's actually me in the costume, I made it for Halloween one year and wore it to a party. Mike was the horse! Giddyup!

Jul 31, 2026 05:03 PM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

Was showing houses last week and saw a cute sign that read, "Don't squat in yer spurs." It was the inspiration for this post, Lise Howe!

Jul 31, 2026 05:06 PM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

Your comment made me laugh, Steffy Hristova! Yosemite Sam is the most rootinest-tootinest cowboy on the planet! Glad you enjoyed the post. 🤠

Jul 31, 2026 05:10 PM

Steffy Hristova

Tempe, AZ

Debra Leisek

Bay Realty,Inc Homer Alaska - Homer, AK

Hilarious! But still good advice! Dagnabit!!! You are a hoot Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Aug 01, 2026 12:04 AM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - W...

St. George, UT

Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty

Waves Realty - Melbourne, FL

Florida Space Coast Homes

Growing up, that was always one of my favorite cartoon heroes. (Bugs Bunny was my favorite...his baseball cartoons still make me laugh).

Aug 01, 2026 06:56 AM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - W...

St. George, UT

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

Yer darn tootin', it's a fun way to relay an important message, Debra Leisek! Hope all is going well in your part of the world.

Aug 01, 2026 07:34 AM

Debra Leisek

Homer, AK

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

Yosemite Sam was always quick to learn from his mistakes. In this case, once was more than enough, Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty! Love the many voices of Mel Blanc, Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck, so many more.

Aug 01, 2026 07:38 AM

Brian England

Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ

MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Haha, that is a good reminder! I have never worn spurs, but if I did, I hope that I would know better than to squat with them on, haha.

Aug 01, 2026 09:16 AM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - W...

St. George, UT

Carol Williams

Although I'm retired, I enjoy sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA

Author, Golfer, Traveler, Retired, Wenatchee, WA

Hi Wanda,
Well, there's a piece of cowboy wisdom I never knew I needed! I'll add that right next to "Don't lick a frozen flagpole" on my list of life lessons.

Aug 01, 2026 09:48 AM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - W...

St. George, UT

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

Glad to help prevent a serious accident in the tender regions or full out embarrassment, Brian England. That Yosemite Sam is a straight shooter when it comes to giving sage advice!

Aug 01, 2026 10:22 AM

Brian England

Gilbert, AZ

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

All I know is that the fine hairs on the tongue stay with the pole when abruptly pulling away, Carol Williams. It makes me wonder if Yosemite Same ever did that...hmmm!

Aug 01, 2026 10:26 AM

Carol Williams

Wenatchee, WA

Dorie Dillard Austin TX

Coldwell Banker Apex Realtors, LLC ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX

Educating. Encouraging. Serving.

Good afternoon Wanda,

I love you saw this phrase while you were showing property and were inspired. Hilarious title so glad your post was featured!

Aug 01, 2026 10:53 AM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - W...

St. George, UT

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

Thank you. I cracked up and it stuck, Dorie Dillard Austin TX! The visual was enough to write about and the Yosemite Sam character really brought it home, you might say!

Aug 01, 2026 10:58 AM

Kathy Streib

Cypress, TX

Retired Home Stager/Redesign

Wanda- your creativity is boundless. I have been channeling Yosemite Sam while reading this. Who knows what I'll sound like tomorrow.

Aug 01, 2026 04:39 PM

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - W...

St. George, UT

Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!

Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT

Southern Utah's Preferred Real Estate Agent.

When I see his likeness, that unmistakable voice resonates, Kathy Streib. I think there was some Yosemite Sam in my grandpa because instead of swearing, he'd say words like Dadgummit and phrases like, "What in Tarnation?"

Aug 01, 2026 06:40 PM