A guy walks into a cafe with a Shotgun and Male cow on a rope. The waiter askes..."what can I get you?"
"Coffee, Black please." The waiter brings the coffee and the man drinks it down with one gulp. He then turns to to the cow and shoots it, then walks out the door.
The next day, the man returns again with his shotgun and another Male cow on a rope.
"Coffee please" he tells the waiter.
"Now wait a minute," says the waiter. "We are still cleaning up from your escapade of yesterday. What's this all about anyway?"
"Well," says the man proudly..."I am training for the U.S. Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the Bull, and leave the mess for someone else to clean up. Then, disappear for the rest of the day."
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