Going Green, Humor!

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

A novice lady golfer walks into the pro shop ( OH OK She's Blonde). She looks around for a long time before the pro asks her what she is looking for.

I am looking for "Green" golf balls.  Well the pro had never seen them, but he called a manufacture and inquired to the green colored balls.

After the pro hung up he told the lady, I am sorry they don't make "Green" golf balls.

The lady turns in disguest and heads for the door.  Wait said the pro, why do want to have Green golf balls. 

"They would be alot easier to find in the sand traps."!

 

Comments (9)

Eva Armstrong
Environmental Visions - Tallahassee, FL
Environmental Visions

William, you must be desperate for some "Green" jokes!  :)

Jul 17, 2008 01:14 PM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Bill....

That actually makes sense to me. Oh no!

Jul 17, 2008 01:16 PM
Valerie Osterhoudt
Johnson Real Estate, Inc. - Cromwell, CT
ABR, Cromwell, CT Real Estate ~ 860.883.8889

Bill.. That would be a blonde bimbo's response... good joke.

Jul 17, 2008 01:25 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Eva...for those who know me Desperate is my middle name.

Richard...Can't have that...may need thearapy.

Valeria...you are right...got caught up in the PC.

Jul 17, 2008 02:19 PM
Harold "Hal" Place
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL

Morning Bill,

I am so refreshed to learn that someone else plays the game as I do! LOL Have agreat day!

Jul 18, 2008 03:13 AM
Lyn Sims
RE/MAX Suburban - Schaumburg, IL
Schaumburg Real Estate

Bill:  I'll send this to my dad.  He's retired but still a starter on the golf course. He's got great stories about people like this everyday.

Jul 18, 2008 07:27 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Bill...Sometimes the ol' blonde has her head on straight...

Jul 29, 2008 07:24 AM
Gregory Lohr
West Columbia, SC

Ahhh yes, the typical blonde joke.  Sometimes, its funny how they can make a little bit of sense...well, sort of.

Jul 29, 2008 08:09 AM
Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Bill, They would work well with me.  And floaters for the water holes.  LOL

Jul 29, 2008 01:31 PM

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