A novice lady golfer walks into the pro shop ( OH OK She's Blonde). She looks around for a long time before the pro asks her what she is looking for.
I am looking for "Green" golf balls. Well the pro had never seen them, but he called a manufacture and inquired to the green colored balls.
After the pro hung up he told the lady, I am sorry they don't make "Green" golf balls.
The lady turns in disguest and heads for the door. Wait said the pro, why do want to have Green golf balls.
"They would be alot easier to find in the sand traps."!

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