It's late, I'm not tired, but my funny bone is itching.

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

One quick funny before bed...

A woman seats herself in the office of a psychiatrist.  "What seams to be the problem," the Dr. askes.

"Well, um,   well you see, um, I, I think I might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see" said the Dr. "I can help you with that, but first I must advise you that I charge, $80 an hour."

The lady replies..."Well that is very reasonable,  How much would it be for all Night?!"

Comments (11)

Penny Florence
Midvale, UT

LOL, thanks!

Jul 18, 2008 04:43 PM
Ronald Gillis
Southwest Florida Notaries (Mortgage Notary Signing Agent) - Port Charlotte, FL
CNSA Southwest Florida. Notaries, Port Charlotte, 941-7-NOTARY

Ewww, hiss, hiss . . .  :-) 

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Jul 18, 2008 05:05 PM
Tony & Darcy Cannon
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team

LOL Thanks that is funny at this time of night!

Jul 18, 2008 06:44 PM
Andy Laughlin
ConnectRealty.com - Bellingham, WA

HAHA....Your funny at all hours!! Thanks for sharing the laugh before bed.

Have a good weekend!

Jul 18, 2008 08:02 PM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Bill...

Ok, that one is pretty good! lol

Jul 18, 2008 11:41 PM
Harold "Hal" Place
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL

Bill,

Thanks for the funny. Obviously the Doctor is very young for her to have him that question!!!

Jul 19, 2008 04:12 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

William , The all night rate is free, but then you can't be my patient for legal reasons...now please relax on the couch.    :)  Steve

Jul 19, 2008 08:27 AM
Judy Lamason
Century 21 Crest - La Crescenta, CA

oh my goodness.  now that one is funny.  thanks for the laugh.

Jul 20, 2008 02:18 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

I wonder if a liquid libation was needed first. LOL  If he stays on the clock, HMMM.

Jul 29, 2008 07:40 AM
Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Steve, This is funny.  I can't wait to share it with friends at work.  Thanks for the lift.

Jul 29, 2008 01:34 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

glad you all enjoyed

Oct 19, 2010 02:37 PM

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