A Blonde teenager wanted to earn some money during the summer months, so she decided to hire out as a Handy-Woman, and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She stopped by the first house and asked if they had any odd jobs she could be hired for.
"Well yes, said the gentleman, you can paint my porch. How much would you charge me", he asked.
"How about $50," she said.
"DEAL"! "You will find the paint and all the brushed and rollers you will need in the garage.
The man's wife hearing the conversation, said, "she does realize that the porch wraps all the way around the house." The gentleman said..." now isn't that a little cynicle" he asked. "Well" said the wife, "I guess so. It's just all those stupid E-Mails that we get lately with all those dumb blonde jokes."
Later that day, the girl rings the doorbell and informs the man that she is finished.
"Already" he says.
"Yes" she says, "and there was extra paint, so I gave it 2 coats."
The Gentleman was impressed and reached into his pocket and pulled out a $50 dollar bill along with a $10 tip.
The girl thanked him and said...
"Oh, by the way...it isn't a Porch, it's a Lexus!"
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