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Sounds of Summer and the Neon Bikini!

By
Home Stager with Home Staging Online Services

It was the summer of '76, and I had saved enough money as a shampoo girl at Super Scissors to rent a house down the shore for two weeks. I talked three of my friends into joining me, and we chose the last week of June and the first week of July. I couldn't think of a better place to celebrate the country's bicentennial.

shore

A typical day was to lay around the beach until 6, walk the two blocks to our second story abode, shower, blow dry our hair to get that perfect feathered effect and spray it with Final Net so a hurricane couldn't move it. A midriff shirt, painter's pants, and platform shoes completed the ensemble, and we were ready to go to the clubs. Ocean City didn't allow liquor, which is why it was one of the nicer beach towns, but it meant we had to drive to nearby Somers Point to party.

Now, just as predictable as the bad taste of 5 for $1.00 beers, the radio would play this song as we were getting ready:

 

Finished before the other girls, I hung out on the porch hoping to run into the law student who was renting the house next door. He was the reason I washed my car every day, since our houses shared a driveway. I had decided to throw caution to the wind and have a very hot summer romance. He was my intended victim.

When my friends were ready, we hopped into a VW bug, which soon reeked of four different perfumes, and headed over the bridge. Tony's was our first destination, and when that club closed at 2 am, it was only half a block to Mother's, a club that opened at 2 am and closed at sunrise. Completely exhausted, we returned home, donned our bathing suits and headed for the beach for some much needed sleep. But, not before placing a note on our front door: WE ARE ON THE 1ST STREET BEACH. LOOK FOR ELAINE'S NEON GREEN BIKINI--YOU CAN'T MISS IT!

boardwalk

The two weeks passed by quicker than I ever imagined. I had given up on the law student...I guess it just wasn't in the stars. It was our last night, and we got ready a little slower than usual, as if that would somehow make time slow down, too. I walked out on the porch just in time to see the other guy who was renting next door. He called over that they were having a party later, and the four of us were invited. My heart skipped a beat. 

Around midnight, we left Tony's to make an appearance at our neighbor's party. I looked around anxiously, but no sign of him. His housemate sat next to me on the sofa, and the most beautiful words came out of his mouth. "Kevin (what a heavenly name) has to work until 2, but he told me to find the girl who wears the neon green bikini, and keep her here until he gets home".

I'd love to tell you what happened after that, but I think I'll just share a few of the lyrics to the song.......

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Posted by

Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

By the way... I was in Denver last Sunday thru Tuesday... and I have a question.  Just how do you guys manage to breathe up there?  There is no oxygen in your air.  It was indeed pretty country... but honestly... I couldn't get out of there fast enough.  It wasn't until I got to Raton pass that I could actually breathe a bit easier.  Wow !

Jul 24, 2008 05:53 PM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Elaine,

Pretty revealing "hot" blog you got there. I want bikini photos too.

Jul 24, 2008 06:04 PM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Pictures, pictures, pictures, pictures, pictures, you rascal you:)

Jul 24, 2008 06:35 PM
Pam Pugmire
Silvercreek Realty Group - Meridian, ID
Meridian Idaho Real Estate
What a great story!!!! Afternoon Delight indeed!
Jul 24, 2008 08:34 PM
Adam Waldman
Westcott Group Real Estate Company - Hauppauge, NY
Realtor - Long Island

ELAINE - This read like a movie.  Sounds like you had a great summer vacation.  This was a very cool trip down memory lane.

Jul 25, 2008 12:08 AM
Kat DeLong
Realty ONE Group Mountain Desert - Prescott, AZ
REALTOR

Elaine: What a fun post!  I remember the NEON bikini days....  Loved the video!

Jul 25, 2008 12:51 AM
Leesa Finley
RED Properties - Wake Forest, NC
RED Properties - Raleigh NC Real Estate
Yep - I had neon bikini days, too! What a great post - if I could only be that young again!
Jul 25, 2008 12:57 AM
Harold Watts
Teles Properties - Palm Springs, CA
Palm Springs Real Estate Blog

Elaine,

What a great story!!!  I bet there where lots of sparks igniting with that neon bikini....I love the song Afternoon Delight.  Have a great weekend.

Jul 25, 2008 04:21 AM
Elaine Manes Gage
Home Staging Online Services - Denver, CO
Staging done ONLINE!

Karen- It's a good thing you didn't head up to the higher elevations! Some people are affected more than others. I adjusted very quickly when I moved here. Now, when I go home to NJ, the air feels like I could cut it with a knife! So, yes, there is no oxygen, but the average humidity is 15%!

Steven- About ten years ago, I was home for a visit and my dad got out the old slide projector. Halfway through the slides, one popped up of me in that neon bikini! So, one does exist, I just have to get up the nerve to ask my dad for it!

Charles- The imagined is always going to be better than the reality!

Pam- Really loved yours, too!

Adam- If only I was born with musical talent, I could have been the female Bruce Springsteen!

Kat- And the more tan I got, the more it "glowed"!

Leesa- Here's to the great bikini days!!! May they live in our memories forever!!!

Thanks, Harold! I think I had to retire the bikini after a seagull pooped on it. They were creatures more menacing than sharks!

Jul 25, 2008 06:09 AM
Michelle Pimentel
Empire Home Staging Solutions - Upland, CA
ASP, IAHSP Empire Home Staging

Elaine,

Ahhh... youth! Great story, brings back memories of the beach in the 70's for me too!  Although I didn't have a cute law student living next door to me. Good luck on your submission!

Jul 27, 2008 06:53 AM
Elaine Hanson
Coldwell Banker Realty - Malibu | Topanga - Malibu, CA
REALTOR - Topanga, CA Real Estate Agent

I knew this would be good!  You have such a way with storytelling.  So we've met Kenny, and now we know Kevin.  Who's next?

Jul 27, 2008 08:52 AM
Kara Casamassina
International Property Management Group, LLC - Aiken, SC
Boomers and beyond

As a Jersey Girl....I can appreciate every Jersey Shore story!  Yours is great, Elaine.    Oh, I have this song as one of my ringtones, lol.  :)

Jul 27, 2008 11:45 AM
Elaine Hanson
Coldwell Banker Realty - Malibu | Topanga - Malibu, CA
REALTOR - Topanga, CA Real Estate Agent

Wait, there is a story there from Kara.

Jul 27, 2008 02:39 PM
Elaine Manes Gage
Home Staging Online Services - Denver, CO
Staging done ONLINE!

Michelle- Thanks...who would have thought my silly beach memories would one day be a contest entry!!!

Elaine- If only I had stuck with "K" names, I wouldn't have married my ex, whose name starts with a "G"! ;)

Kara- There's just something about the Jersey shore, isn't there?

Elaine- Maybe Kara was on the beach blanket next to me!!!

Jul 28, 2008 02:54 PM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Well, I checked back to see if there were any bikini photos. Nope. Going to have to go back to work I guess.

Jul 28, 2008 06:33 PM
James Wexler
wexzilla.com - Scottsdale, AZ

a walk down memory land is always refresshing. I would not trade those days for anything . well maybe the 15 years of those who dont know what we are talking about.

I was telling someone about concerts and putting up lighters for the encore. Now , I guess they use cell phones.

Hope business is well . do you mind if I ask if you are using an outside blog to promote your business to consumers ??

Jul 29, 2008 07:32 AM
Elaine Manes Gage
Home Staging Online Services - Denver, CO
Staging done ONLINE!

Steve- LOL! Sorry to disappoint you! I'd call my dad and ask him to send the photo, but I owe him money! ;)

James- Cell phones? That's ridiculous! Nothing says reckless youth like thousands of open flames! I am a guest blogger on a Realtor's site, but I haven't gotten any business from it (yet).

Jul 29, 2008 01:32 PM
Michelle Pimentel
Empire Home Staging Solutions - Upland, CA
ASP, IAHSP Empire Home Staging

Elaine,

WOW! Winning contests, staging Presidential palaces, sounds like this is your lucky month.  Congratulations on winning with your great summer post, it was a lot of fun to read! 

Aug 12, 2008 07:02 AM
Connie Harvey
Pilkerton Realtors - Brentwood, TN
Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate

Elaine,

I felt like I was right there with you!!!!

Aug 13, 2008 03:25 AM
Elaine Manes Gage
Home Staging Online Services - Denver, CO
Staging done ONLINE!
Michelle- Thanks! Yes, those were the good old days...my life is a lot more complicated now! Connie- In a way, we were ALL there at one point in our lives! ;)
Aug 13, 2008 04:04 AM