IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?

By
Services for Real Estate Pros with HOPE USA Inc.

    I ran across an article entitled "Is This A Great Barnyard Or What," I removed all of the names to protetct the guilty. I thought you might enjoy it.

    Once upon a time, on a farm in Virginia, there was a little red hen
who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few
grains of wheat.

She called all of her neighbors together and said,  "If we
plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat.  Who will help me plant it?"

"Not I," said the cow.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Not I," said the pig.

"Not I," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen and so she did.

The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.

"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Out of my classification," said the pig.

"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.

"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.

At last it came time to bake the bread.
 
"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.
"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.

"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.

"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.

"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.
 
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see
.
They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red  hen
said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."

"Excess profits!" cried the cow.

"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck.

"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.
The pig just grunted in disdain.

And they all painted "Unfair!" picket signs and marched around and 
around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
 
Then a government agent came.

He said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."

"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said the agent. "That is what makes our free enterprise 
system so wonderful.

Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our 
modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the
fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle."
 
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, 
who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand."
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again 
baked bread, because she joined the "party" and got her bread free. And
everyone smiled.

'Fairness' had been established.
 
Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one
cared... so long as there was free bread that "the rich" were paying for.


IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?

Ron Lambright
www.hope4usa.com
ron@hope4usa.com

Comments (1)

Dominick Dina, MA, REALTOR®
Christian Realty San Antonio - San Antonio, TX
GRI, e-PRO, TAHS, SFR, Notary Public

Yup...be careful in November!

I always use "Animal Farm" when trying to draw comparisons for folks.

Jul 25, 2008 03:08 PM

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