Have tenants or not, I'm sure you'll enjoy these excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords. True, some tenants give us big headaches, but lines like these are priceless! Enjoy!
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off.
This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.
The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?
I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.
Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny color and not fit to drink.
Would you please send a man to repair my downspout? I am an old-age pensioner and need it straight away.
Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.
I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.
When the workmen were here, they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.
When I was in grade school we thought you got pregnant from kissing, not tripping on the sidewalk...those are great, I LOL esp. at the 5:00 cock awakening....thanks for the laughs.
These are hilarious. All the complaints that I receive are just irritating; nothing entertaining at all.
Funny, funny, funny. I don't care if you've ever been a landlord or not, you've got to laugh at these.
great humor .. It is funny how you can clear "guess" what was ment yet not clearly said ..keep us smiling with more soon
Landlords need a sense of humor! Thanks for sharing and lightening things up.
I agree with Jeff. All the complaints I get, nothing this good! Somebody else must be having all the fun! I got to say, when you read some of them, the Mastercard comercial comes to mind: Priceles!!!
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