Democrat vs Republican, Cute

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Real Estate Agent with Weichert Realtors

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
 altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,'Excuse me,
 can you help me? I promised a friend I  would meet him an hour ago, but I don't
 know where I am.'     
 
 The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air
 balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of  2,346 feet above sea
 level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes  north latitude and 100 degrees,
 49.09 minutes west longitude.'     
 
 She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.'     
 
 'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you know?'
 
 'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'every thing you told me is technically
 correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still
 lost.  Frankly, you've not been much help to me.'
 
 The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.'
 
 'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?' 'Well,' said the man, 'You
 don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where
 you  are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you
 have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.
 
 You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but,
 somehow, now it's my fault."
 

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Rainmaker
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Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

I love it...may I pass this along?

Jul 27, 2008 06:36 AM #1
Rainmaker
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Tony Sena
Shelter Realty, Inc - Henderson, NV
Broker/Property Manager

And you must be a republican for posting this, lol!

Jul 27, 2008 06:40 AM #2
Rainmaker
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Vickie Nagy
Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate - Palm Springs, CA
Vickie Jean the Palm Springs Condo Queen

Thanks for the morning bout of humor. It is much appreciated as I am preparing for my day.

Jul 27, 2008 06:48 AM #3
Rainmaker
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Bill Gillhespy
16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos

Afternoon, Paul,  Very funny.  I'm still a sucker for all of these creative humor things.

Jul 27, 2008 06:55 AM #4
Rainmaker
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Paul F. Stillwaggon
Weichert Realtors - Warren, NJ
NJ Estates Real Estate Group, Weichert Realtors

Everyone can pass it on, I passed it on from one of my builders and then an attorney, we need a smile in this business.

Jul 27, 2008 07:07 AM #5
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Jimmy McCall
JimmyMcCall.com - Cunningham, TN
The Ex-Mortgage Consultant

Paul,  I hate to sterotype but this tells both sides pretty accurately.  Thank you for the post.

Jul 27, 2008 07:13 AM #6
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Frank & Jodi Orlando
Frank & Jodi Orlando Get Us A Home Realty Atlanta Homes Sale - Cumming, GA

Too funny! Makes me wonder of the ratio of dems vs, pubs in Active Rain. Are these comments a clue? Lol. 

Jul 27, 2008 07:18 AM #7
Rainmaker
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Jane Nicastro-Disch
Weichert Realtors - Warren, NJ
NJ Estates Real Estate Group of Weichert Realtors

That's good who sent it to you?

Jul 27, 2008 01:46 PM #8
Anonymous
jon

OK to Copy, Thanks

Aug 01, 2008 02:00 PM #9
Rainmaker
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Jane Nicastro-Disch
Weichert Realtors - Warren, NJ
NJ Estates Real Estate Group of Weichert Realtors

Paul, you have to repost this one today.

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