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Where's the BULL?

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Solutions- OZARK MISSOURI

Just b/c we are a card carrying (fill in the blank) doesn't mean we need to be everywhere all the time.   The following caught my attention and IMHO is  worth learning from:



The Department of Water Resources Representative stops at a ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the man, I need to
inspect your property for your water allocation.

The old rancher says, "Okay, but don' t go in that field over there".

The Water Rep. says, "Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me.. SEE THIS CARD? This card means I am
allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land
. No questions
asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand??"

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the Water Rep
running for his life and close behind is a huge Brahman bull.
The bull is gaining with every step.

The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws
down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....


'YOUR CARD,-- SHOW -HIM --YOUR --C A R D !!!"

Interpret this as you wish, my guess is: No BULL- NO PROBLEMS,  we need to be aware of our surroundings.  There are a lot of bulls out there- are you one of them?  Are you the Rancher who only gave warning w/o explanation.  Are you the Card-Carrier who proceeds with paper and not intellect? Are you the story teller- who hears, applies and shares a bit of wisdom?

I raise my hand to the later.  When told DON'T- I ask why?-- then decide if why-not is appropriate.

Have a great day-  cheryl (no bull) willis

Comments (16)

Kevin Corsa
H.I.S. Home Inspections (Summit, Stark Counties) - Canton, OH
H.I.S. Home Inspections, Stark & Summit County, OH Home Inspector

Ok Cheryl, you asked for it...  your very own personal 'Bronze Cow" award.

.... and here's a little more "bull" thrown in just for extra measure.

Jul 28, 2008 05:24 AM
Cheryl Willis
RE/MAX Solutions- OZARK MISSOURI - Mount Vernon, MO
MO Broker - Mt Vernon, Monett, Aurora, Barry & Law

Kevin Corsa- you sir are too kind.  I accept your award and hope to live up to its tradition and the honor it represents. -  humbly yours, "No Bull Cheryl"

Jul 28, 2008 06:53 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Cheryl, You asked are you the card carrier, the rancher or the story teller? I'm here to tell you I'm the bull. I don't care what your card says if you're on my turf (my side of the fence), you better know what you are doing or you may get trampled. Steve :)

Jul 28, 2008 07:37 AM
Cheryl Willis
RE/MAX Solutions- OZARK MISSOURI - Mount Vernon, MO
MO Broker - Mt Vernon, Monett, Aurora, Barry & Law

STEVE-  I should have thought to add that one- thanks- cw  (I will be sure not to mess with you)

Jul 28, 2008 08:33 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

That  was a cute story.  But, with a gov. official makes a lot of sense.

Jul 28, 2008 01:08 PM
Cheryl Willis
RE/MAX Solutions- OZARK MISSOURI - Mount Vernon, MO
MO Broker - Mt Vernon, Monett, Aurora, Barry & Law

William, I got to get out today and show a farm, reminded me to know where the bull was!  cw

Jul 29, 2008 11:11 AM
Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Cheryl, I love it.  This is too funny.  I will definitely share this one, and thanks for sharing it with us.

Jul 29, 2008 01:21 PM
Cheryl Willis
RE/MAX Solutions- OZARK MISSOURI - Mount Vernon, MO
MO Broker - Mt Vernon, Monett, Aurora, Barry & Law

BOB, could have swore I thanked you before for stopping by, but I guess it got deleted or misplaced. (or it was just in my head)  I enjoyed reading a couple of your past posts.  have a great day.  cheryl

Jul 30, 2008 08:35 AM
Margaret Mitchell
Coldwell Banker Yorke Realty - York, ME
Seacoast Maine & NH Real Estate

Tee Hee Hee.  This, too, reminded me of Maine!  That could easily be an old Maine Farmer.  If you eventually see this story, and the Old Farmer says:

"What evah you do, don't go in that field ovah theah"  Well, you'll know how it started.....

Jul 30, 2008 10:01 PM
Kevin Corsa
H.I.S. Home Inspections (Summit, Stark Counties) - Canton, OH
H.I.S. Home Inspections, Stark & Summit County, OH Home Inspector

Cheryl, what did YOU DO to that picture? It looks like the cows are 20 ft long! LOL

Jul 30, 2008 10:13 PM
Cheryl Willis
RE/MAX Solutions- OZARK MISSOURI - Mount Vernon, MO
MO Broker - Mt Vernon, Monett, Aurora, Barry & Law

Margaret  send me a copy, this one is older then I am (if there is such a thing)

Kevin- my 20 ft long 'cows' are horses (tails?)  I inserted a picture that was too big and shortened it (distorted it but was looking for a 'field' look)  this is my back yard.  -  cheryl-no 20ft bulls here-willis

Jul 31, 2008 03:16 AM
Kevin Corsa
H.I.S. Home Inspections (Summit, Stark Counties) - Canton, OH
H.I.S. Home Inspections, Stark & Summit County, OH Home Inspector

Cheryl, Sorry! It still looks like 20 ft cows and/or horses on my puter. Nice back yard though! Good thing I not have to mow it...  you can hit me later. (just clowning) Remember, I'm a card-carrying home inspector... lol

Jul 31, 2008 03:31 AM
Cheryl Willis
RE/MAX Solutions- OZARK MISSOURI - Mount Vernon, MO
MO Broker - Mt Vernon, Monett, Aurora, Barry & Law

Kevin, we mow our place twice a year weither it needs it or not!  (we only have 2 acres that back 40 is the neighbors where we run the horses. great view from the deck though.  be good  cw

Jul 31, 2008 03:41 AM
Cheryl S. Miller
Long & Foster® Real Estate, Inc. - Fort Washington, MD
Maryland Real Estate, COS, Serving The National Harbor Area

Cheryl W.,

Now I understand the blog I read earlier today.   Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!  You get the BRONZE bull award. 

 

Aug 01, 2008 04:58 AM
Cheryl Willis
RE/MAX Solutions- OZARK MISSOURI - Mount Vernon, MO
MO Broker - Mt Vernon, Monett, Aurora, Barry & Law

Cheryl Miller, so glad you found us, I was thinking I need to work that into a billboard somehow-  cw

Aug 01, 2008 09:32 AM
Cheryl Willis
RE/MAX Solutions- OZARK MISSOURI - Mount Vernon, MO
MO Broker - Mt Vernon, Monett, Aurora, Barry & Law

bull  now if I had just remembered to wear the tiara!  Next time the bovine can be the one to get dolled up for the photo shoot.

Aug 19, 2008 04:59 PM