Golfers...Do you know what is out of Bounds?! (Humor)

Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180


Nearing the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into a patch of Buttercups.  Trying to get the ball out, back into play, caused Dave to destroy almost the entire patch of flowers.  All of a sudden...POOF!

In a flash and a puff of smoke a little old lady appeared.   In an irate voice said..."I am Mother Nature!!  do you have any idea how long it took me to make those pretty Buttercups?  Because of your insensitivity, you will never be able to have butter on you popcorn: better yet, you will never have butter on your toast!:"  still in an angry voice, "As a matter of fact, you will never have butter on ANYTHING ever again in your life!"  Then  POOF...she was gone.

After recovering a bit from what had happened, he yelled to his friend..."Hey Fred, where are you?"

"I'm over here in the Pussy Willows."

Dave shouts back..."Fred, DON'T SWING...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! DON'T SWING!

Comments (10)

JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

Very good Bill. This is one I will share with friends for sure.

Jul 29, 2008 05:37 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Bill, it has become clear to me that after all these years of playing golf mother nature has taken many  things away from me! Steve

Jul 29, 2008 06:44 AM
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

JL...good to hear from you.  I found this to be the way I golf.

Steve...Mother nature is a fantastic lady, but a cruel one as well.  She must have a wierd sense of humor to us aging folks!

Jul 29, 2008 06:52 AM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional


Why would a golfer care about that? More time for golf! lol

Jul 29, 2008 09:58 AM
Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Steve - As a semi golfer, I got a really big kick out of this one. 

Jul 29, 2008 01:26 PM
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Richard...I we get older some things just aren't as important.

Bob...Glad you could relate.  I used to get paid to golf, I was always in the rough cutting weeds! LOL

Jul 29, 2008 02:18 PM
Jon Wnoroski
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc. - Green, OH
Summit County Realtor

Very Funny... I'll share this with my golfing buddies!

Jul 29, 2008 11:34 PM
Greg Fox
Realty World Wichita - Wichita, KS
Techy Broker in Wichita Kansas

VERY funny.  This joke may be a little out of bounds.....

Jul 29, 2008 11:36 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

I can always count on you to make me laugh out loud...this is one of the best!  Thanks William

Jul 30, 2008 05:38 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

LOL LOL Well that got my attention...need to be more careful on the course!

Aug 05, 2008 04:59 AM