BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS!
Nearing the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into a patch of Buttercups. Trying to get the ball out, back into play, caused Dave to destroy almost the entire patch of flowers. All of a sudden...POOF!
In a flash and a puff of smoke a little old lady appeared. In an irate voice said..."I am Mother Nature!! do you have any idea how long it took me to make those pretty Buttercups? Because of your insensitivity, you will never be able to have butter on you popcorn: better yet, you will never have butter on your toast!:" still in an angry voice, "As a matter of fact, you will never have butter on ANYTHING ever again in your life!" Then POOF...she was gone.
After recovering a bit from what had happened, he yelled to his friend..."Hey Fred, where are you?"
"I'm over here in the Pussy Willows."
Dave shouts back..."Fred, DON'T SWING...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! DON'T SWING!
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