I live in St Louis...and have most of my life. I have been witness to the migration pattern of the creature known as "Ificouldwouldya-coidea". They are a distant cousin to the simian primates of the Old World. In the early years somebody taught them to speak. What a mistake that was. All the sudden Car Dealers had started employing them... The CIA and the FBI were aware of this practice, but disregarded it because some of them actualy started paying taxes. The "Ificouldwouldya's" would say things like....If I could do it at this price would ya take this car home today.....AND IT WORKED! They learned to read and write and them in the early 80's someone gave one of them a calculator...That's when the trouble began. All of the sudden the were filling out paperwork and talking to banks...Ya Know they invented the 84 month open ended lease and they would even throw in snow tires if you came back in November. Right about the same time, one of the "Ificouldwouldyas" got fired and you'll never guess what happened...On his way home he went to cash his final paycheck...He ran right into the back of a Mercedes...The Merecdes owner was a Married Banker out for a 16 martini lunch with a lady title clerk of the dealership from which the "Ificouldwouldya"just got fired from. Can you imagine that. What do you think the Banker did to avoid the scandal of a divorce and dwi...He gave'm a job. Now we have "Ificouldwouldya's" in the Mortgage Business. So one thing led to another and as the Automotive Manufactures positioned themselves for the ultimate goal of making all Auto Dealerships Manufactured owned....It was necessary to get rid of all the "Ificouldwouldya's". They were giving the Dealers a "Bad Name". So now we got all these "Ificouldwouldya's" in the Mortgage Business. Bankers wives were happy, because the "ificouldwouldya's" were making their Banker husbands millions. The wives went shopping the title clerks went to lunches and the Bankers made it easier on everyone by regulating themselves. EVERYONE WAS HAPPY! Now this worked out for a while....and everyone thought they were in the right place. It was Bliss! Until one day the Bankers "Enronic" math was reviewed by a guy from Switzerland. That's were the Bankers got their money. Well some of it...there was also a Chinese guy and a Rabi and priest in there too. Anyway, back to the math......It didn't figure....The Bankers said...NOOOO!.....I'm sure we figured it properly. They said....Let us get back with you on that.........So the Bankers went home and said.......Oh...S---! We better get the money back......So they blamed it on the "Ificouldwouldya's" , started up a bunch of collection companies to get the money back and put all the "Ificouldwouldya's", were else......At the collection companies.
Now some say the "Ificouldwouldya's" never really went to work for the collection companies......But I've seen them there smoking cigarettes out back......I saw one outside the same bar the Bankers go to with the lady title clerks...... And he told me that there's a lot of money in collections.
Just an observation......
Kirk
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