A Little Hump Day Humor From Cape Coral!!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sellstate Advantage Realty

Well it's anotherbeautiful hot sunny day here in beautiful Cape Coral Florida and it's Wednesday otherwise known as "hump" day!!! Today has already been better than yesterday, partially because somebody sent me a few jokes!.  There is nothing like a good laugh during the course of the day to make things better, and I wanted to share them with you! Enjoy!

The High School Reunion

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'


'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?

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The Social Security Office

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social  Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.


I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back later!

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'!

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

 

Mike Kelly, Sellstate Advantage Realty, Cape Coral, Florida 239-549-9200

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Steve Loynd
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Mike : the first story reminds me not to attend any school reunions, Shameless but very funny. Steve

Jul 30, 2008 06:51 AM #1
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LOL! Both are great. And I start my day on a good note. Thanks.

Jul 30, 2008 08:05 PM #2
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William Feela
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Mike, thanks for the laugh, I need several today!

Jul 31, 2008 01:02 AM #3
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