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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South


Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.  

His partner say s, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'


If you don't send this to five friends, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world!!

William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...I have heard this several times, and it's still funny each time I read it!

Jul 31, 2008 03:22 AM
Danny Thornton
R & D Art - Knoxville, TN
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I thought this was so funny I just had to include it in my "Lighter side of AR" post.

Jul 31, 2008 01:04 PM
Debbie Malone
Londeree's Real Estate & Property Management - Lynchburg, VA
From Lynchburg To The Lake (434) 546-0369

LOL! John, I'm originally from Mass and I will be sharing this with my southern co-workers tomorrow. This is a hoot!

Jul 31, 2008 02:25 PM
Rich Dansereau
Positive Real Estate Professionals - Knoxville, TN

Thanks for the smile! I live in the south and could just imagine some good ol' boy doing this but of course the woman would probably have hit him afterward, or he would have asked for her number! LOL!

Jul 31, 2008 03:25 PM
Jon Wnoroski
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc. - Green, OH
Summit County Realtor

I needed a good laugh today!  Thanks for the joke.

Aug 01, 2008 02:42 AM
Kathy Hyatt ~Plantation, Davie, Sunrise REALTOR
Remax Services - Plantation, FL
Broward Realtor Selling Plantation,Davie & Sunrise

Thanks for making me laugh!1

Aug 02, 2008 01:11 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

John, This is an old family favorite just gross enough for the kids but clean enough to tell around the camp fire in mixed company. I be sure to tell it to the red necks, maybe we can get a hind-lick class together for the EMT squad. Steve

Aug 02, 2008 01:32 AM