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Couple of Funnies From Our Business

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Real Estate Agent with The Fischetti Group/Keller Williams

Did you hear about the builder  who won $25 million in the lottery, they asked what he was going to do now?

He replied, "keep building til the money runs out."

Or how many Realtors  does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes     : 5 people

1. Home inspector to make sure it is a bulb problem not an electrical.

2. A home stager to pick out the "right" new bulb.

3. A mortgage person to loan the money for the new bulb.

4. A tech pro to put the whole thing on the agent's website.

5. An assistant, you didn't really think the agent was going to do it? Did you?

Hopefully that put a smile on your face.

Remember when you do business with my firm we always make you smile.

Thanks,

www.jimfischetti.com

919.554.9802

Comments(12)

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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

it's good to be albe to laugh at ourselves.  thanks.

Aug 04, 2008 01:28 PM
Jim Fischetti
The Fischetti Group/Keller Williams - Wake Forest, NC

William,

 

I agree, thanks for sharing.

Aug 05, 2008 01:42 AM
Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375
Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI
Real Estate Services You can Trust!

Jim, thanks for the funny post.  Enjoyed it, I needed the humor today.

Aug 05, 2008 12:02 PM
Jim Fischetti
The Fischetti Group/Keller Williams - Wake Forest, NC

Gary,

 

Glad you liked them.

Thanks,

 

Jim

Aug 06, 2008 04:19 AM
Linda Jandura
Raleigh Cary Realty - Apex, NC
Realtor, North Carolina Buyer & Seller Specialist

Jim, unfortunately, both jokes are true!  Great bit of humor, love the 5 people it takes to screw in a lightbulb.

Have a great Sunday.

Linda

Aug 24, 2008 01:26 AM
Stacy Walls
Keller Williams Realty - Woodstock, GA

Thanks for sharing.  I enjoyed the laugh...

 

Stacy

Aug 26, 2008 02:26 PM
Jim Fischetti
The Fischetti Group/Keller Williams - Wake Forest, NC

Glad you likes it.

 

Jim

Aug 29, 2008 03:57 AM
Tanya Venable
Orlando, FL
SEO, Mobile SEO, and Internet Marketing Consultant

Jim, great way to start out the day!  And when you do need the right new light bulb let me know, lol.

Aug 30, 2008 01:47 AM
Dora & Vincent Kwok
HomeSmart Real Estate - Chandler, AZ
CNE - Chandler, Arizona Real Estate

Thanks for the laugh!

Aug 31, 2008 04:36 PM
Brooke Shepherd
Keller Williams Clients' Choice - Colorado Springs, CO
Speak With Honesty~Act with Integrity

Those were cute, thank you for the smile!  Have a great Labor Day!

Sep 01, 2008 03:31 AM
Daniel J. Brudnok, REALTOR
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Fox & Roach, REALTORS - Exton - PA License #RS-225179-L / Delaware License #RS-0025038 - Downingtown, PA
SRES, e-PRO,ABR,GREEN,CSP

Jim,

A good Labor Day laugh....have a safe and happy one.

 

Dan

 

Sep 01, 2008 03:59 AM
Jim Fischetti
The Fischetti Group/Keller Williams - Wake Forest, NC

Dan,

 

Thanks,

 

Jim

Sep 08, 2008 04:36 AM