The Indian With One Testicle

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sellstate Advantage Realty

A little "hump day humor from beautiful Cape Coral, Florida! We are as busy as ever working with both buyers and sellers! There are deals in our marketplace today that are amazing! There will never be a better time to buy! Have a great day! I hope this makes you smile!
 
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was "One Stone".

He did not like that name and asked everyone not to call him "One Stone!".
 
After years and years of being tormented, "One Stone" finally cracked and said," If anyone calls me "One Stone" again I will kill them!"
  

Word spread  and nobody called him that any more.
 
Then one day a young woman named "Blue Bird" forgot and said, "Good morning, "One Stone."  He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He did the same the following day,  until "Blue Bird"died from exhaustion.
 
  The word got around that "One Stone" meant what he said..
 
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named "Yellow Bird" returned to the village after being away for a long time. "Yellow Bird", who was "Blue Bird's" cousin, was overjoyed when she saw "One Stone". She hugged him and said, "It is good to see you, One Stone."
 
"One Stone" grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night and repeated it again the following day, but "Yellow Bird" wouldn't die!
 
  Do you know why?
 
  OH, come on... take a guess!


 
  You're going to love this!


  You can't kill two birds with "One Stone!!

 

Mike Kelly, Sellstate Advantage Realty, Cape Coral, Florida 239-549-9200

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Allen Tate - Concord, NC

Thats great, I needed a smile!

Aug 06, 2008 02:04 AM #1
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Betina Foreman
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 Thanks for the giggle!

;)

 

Aug 06, 2008 02:17 AM #2
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Kathy Passarette
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Mike ~ That's a good one; brought a smile to my face! : )

Aug 06, 2008 02:37 AM #3
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Edward Fox
Joe Wiessner Realty - Hammonton, NJ

if you keep this up...I'll have to book you on Leno! LOL

Hey Mike, I'll be contacting you in the next few days to pick your brain a bit...and no I don't want any stones!

 

Ed

Aug 06, 2008 08:23 AM #4
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Joseph D. Federico
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Mike-That was really good, I had a good laugh, Thanks.

Joe

Aug 06, 2008 10:50 AM #5
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Mike Saunders
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Mike - thanks, that was great!

Aug 06, 2008 11:12 AM #6
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