The Truly Important Data!

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Mortgage and Lending with Bank of England Mortgage 385907

Okay forget fannie and freddie, they don't really matter. The truly important data is out. An important, world renown American Corporation has announced its July earnings. 

That's right Mickey D's is still showing a profit!

That's 8% globally and 6.7% in US stores and the good part is that there has been increased demand for breakfest items.

You've gotta consider the residual benefits;

The market competitive factor;

Our competition overseas is probably slowing down a bit. I beleive that if you eat a lot of this food on a regularly you get a little sluggish.

We really need to jump on this!

Also this type of food should slow down the blood flow significantly, clogging the arteries. So our competitiors shouldn't be thinking clearly, as less blood is moving toward the brain.

Another clear advantage!

Here in the USA;

We continue to consume large quantities of this type of food. This creates new jobs. It will also probably have the effect of decreasing the population. A sad thought, but it hasn't stopped us from eating this stuff (garbage) so far, so it's just a fact.

So if you think things are tough in the financial markets just remember;

Things are really cookin at Mickey D's!!!

   

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Larry Bettag
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The only reason that it's doing so well is because of the iced tea that I buy there twice a day

Aug 08, 2008 02:21 AM #1
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Larry,

keep making that daily contibution. you're helping America get back on track.

one ice tea at a time!

jay 

Aug 08, 2008 05:59 AM #2
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Now there's a moral in there somewhere!

Aug 08, 2008 01:58 PM #3
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Joan,

what's more important than a BIG MAC?

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