Why Are We So Stupid!!

Real Estate Broker/Owner with Sellstate Advantage Realty

Well it was another hot, humid day down here beautiful Cape Coral Florida! We had our typical late afternoon storms followed by a gorgeous sunset! And of course it's Wednesday, affectionately known as "Hump Day", so it is  time for a little humor to get us through the rest of the week!

You know there are  certain things that never cease to amaze me and certain questions that I just can't seem to find answers for! And then there are things that are just plain stupid! Let me show you what I mean!

Only in America........ to drugstores make the sick man walk all the way to the back of the store to get his prescriptions, while the healthy man can buy cigarettes right at the front door!

Only in America...... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke!

Only in America..... do banks leave both doors open, and then chain the pens to the countertops!

Only in America..... do we leave cars were thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk inside the garage!

Only in America..... do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8!

Only in America..... do they have drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering!

And last but not least something to think about:

POLITICS: is derived from the Latin "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning blood sucking creatures!

Have a great week!

Mike Kelly, Sellstate Advantage Realty, Cape Coral, Florida, 239-549-9200


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Linda Flack
Realty Executives in The Villages - The Villages, FL
The Villages is where you retire with attitude

I love this one.  They definitly made me smile. Thanks.  I do love the one about the drug store and I love the one about the garage.  My car sits in the driveway so I can protect my junk in the garage. Isn't that amazing?

Aug 20, 2008 12:06 AM #1
Callie Thompson
Property Xchange Solutions - Frederick, MD
Property Xchange Solutions

What about the people who own a $100k ride, but live in the projects? Cute post. Thanks

Aug 21, 2008 03:53 AM #2
Goomzee Corporation
Goomzee Corporation - Missoula, MT

Mike, these are funny!!!!  Thanks for sharing.  Well the one about the pharmacy being in the back of the store is a good point. Never though of that one.

Aug 21, 2008 04:14 AM #3
Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

How funny Mike.  I especially love the one about the braille at the ATM.

Aug 21, 2008 05:44 AM #4
Jim Crawford
Maximum One Executive REALTORS® - Atlanta, GA
Jim Crawford Atlanta Best Listing Agents & REALTOR

So true, and they wold be really funny if they weren't so true!   Thanks for the post!

Aug 21, 2008 05:53 AM #5
Debi Ernst
St. Charles County, Missouri - Prudential Alliance Realtors - O'Fallon, MO
GRI, e-PRO, Broker/Sales Associate

Mike - Very funny...  I can relate to the cheeseburger, fries, and diet coke.  I don't know - somehow the diet coke makes you feel better about eating the burger and fries...  :)

Aug 21, 2008 01:40 PM #6
Tanya Venable
Orlando, FL
SEO, Mobile SEO, and Internet Marketing Consultant

Mike, that is way too funny! Good post I really needed that one.

Aug 21, 2008 01:43 PM #7
Kevin Fehlberg Cape Coral Real Estate Professional
Villa Realty Group - Cape Coral, FL

Hi Mike, Nothing is more funny than real life.

Sep 04, 2008 04:49 AM #8
Lara O'Keefe
North Texas Home Finders - McKinney, TX

Mike, real life is always funnier than fiction. It's all in how you look at things.

Sep 05, 2008 12:20 PM #9
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