Words of Wisdom...

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Greenville Central

 Just a little Friday Fun.Hope it makes you smile today!

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets The cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. 

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Holly Lynch
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I owe you money...good post..it's been a long week and we need to have a beer!!! thanks for the grins..my fav...what is the speed of dark ! LOL

Aug 21, 2008 11:31 PM #1
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Thanks!!! I always like to start the day with a little humor!!!

your friend in Charlottesville!

Aug 21, 2008 11:54 PM #2
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gREAT POST . tHIS WAS A COLLECTION OF KEEPERS. tHANKS FOR THE MORNING SMILE

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Thanks for the smile..It's a great way to end the week..thanks

Aug 22, 2008 01:40 AM #4
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