I'm posting this in hopes someone has a sure-fire way to get rid of grasshoppers. In the last few days I've been all over the internet looking, and I've found some interesting articles, but not much help.
You see, right now if I walk through my yard these little sobs grasshoppers pop up ahead of me like popcorn. So far they are mostly small, and mostly in the grass (or what passes for grass in Payson), but I know as they get bigger they will move on my flowers. Last year they managed to strip ALL my plants TO THE STEMS. This included perennial flowers, annual flowers, several large herb patches, tall sunflowers, and a butterfly bush taller than my roof line. It took them about a week.
Do you see why I call them a plague?
Now I'm usually pretty live-and-let-live where God's creatures are concerned, but those bare stems last year were awful!
BTW- as far as I can determine, the only difference between locust and grasshopper is that the locusts are travelling. I found several sites that go into GREAT detail to help me identify what kind of grasshopper I have. I DON'T CARE! I just want them DEAD!
Ways suggested on internet sites to get rid of the little suckers included:
* The 2 brick method- take 1 brick, put grasshopper on it, hit it with brick #2.
Fine, but I have HUNDREDS of the things.
* Do a "squish the grasshoppers dance" and stomp them.
See above.
* Put the most awful tasting things you can think of on your plants.
However many people commented that the grasshoppers don't care- it just flavors
their meal.
* Whir up dead hoppers in your blender and spray your plants.
But several people commented that they eat their dead. Yum, yum.
* Pay your kids (or neighborhood kids) per grasshopper they pick.
My kids are too old, and I have hundreds of hoppers, anyway.
* Various pesticides.
But I have cats who claim my gardens as their "jungle" and I won't hurt them.
and most sites say the chemicals don't work very well, anyway.
* Raise chickens, guinea hens, or turkeys. Or at least let them graze your gardens.
I would if I could, but the city would get on me, besides, my cats would see
them as a challenge. They ARE birders.
* Harvesting them and EATING them- I found RECIPES! One site said "think of them as
LAND SHRIMP!
I DON'T think so.
One of the most...interesting? horrific? I can't find the right word. Anyway, one lady says she gets up early while it is still quite cool, says the hoppers are patient at that time of day... They will sit still while she comes up behind them with scissors and SNIPS THEIR LITTLE HEADS OFF!
Another woman says she picks them up, tells them to go elsewhere, AND THEY DO. A grasshopper whisperer.
I'm going out to our best plant nursery, Plant Fair in Star Valley, today and see what they say. But PLEASE, if anyone knows anything practical THAT WORKS post it here. Any help is appreciated, so is just plain moral support. Curse those little sons a guns for me!
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