If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.
Houses today don't have enough closet space. Sure they do. They're just called guest bedrooms.
Trivia: The floors of buildings are called stories because early European builders used to paint picture stories on the sides of their houses. Each floor had a different story.
I bought a two story house. One story before I bought, and another after.
The house is only 5 minutes from shopping . . .if you've got an airplane.
This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpayment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.
Home is where the mortgage is.
A housewarming is the final call for those who haven't sent a wedding present
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA
Always take time to laugh and live a little. Thanks for brightening my day.
Aug 27, 2008 10:10 PM
Coldwell Banker Ellison Realty 352-209-4044 - Ocala, FL
Realtor, Homes, Farms & 55+
Thanks Carol I'm always up for a chuckle...I like the airplane one. Have a wonderful day!
Aug 27, 2008 10:13 PM
Full Circle Property Management - Columbus, OH
MBA, GRI...experience counts!
Good one, Carol! When my neighbors moved out and we got new ones I extended my side yard two feet!!!
Aug 27, 2008 11:08 PM
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH
Carol, These are very funny They remind me of the home that double in size when listed and are much smaller when the tax assessor comes to visit. Steve
Aug 27, 2008 11:40 PM
International Property Management Group, LLC - Aiken, SC
Boomers and beyond
guest bedrooms! hahaha, that's a good one. Thanks for the laugh this morning, Carol :)
Aug 28, 2008 12:11 AM
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County
Woodbridge, VA
Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA
Nothing like starting the day off with a little humor. Thanks for the chuckle.
Aug 28, 2008 02:18 AM
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA
WHEN A real-estate agency hadn’t sold our house, we decided to do it ourselves. I placed ads in the local papers, spray painted a “For Sale” message on a sign board and posted it outside. When my husband came home that evening, he told me, laughing, that my sign was the most truthful one he had ever seen. Confused, I rushed outside to take a look. In my haste I had printed – “For Sale by Ower.”
Jan 24, 2015 03:41 PM
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Carol Swain
Realtor, -www.swainsells.com- Bucks County, Pa
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