Meme tagged me me ( a tale of prison life).

I am- Making this part up!!!

I think - I'm lost but wouldn't ask for directions

I can- explain officer if you'll let me up for a moment

I want- my attorney present for questioning

I have- no idea where that came from

I wish- We stayed home tonight

I hate- it when the they flash the light in your eyes

I miss- My freedom

I fear- My new Roommate

I feel- His hands on me

I smell- the fish he had for dinner

I search- for my last shred of dignity

I regret- not taking high school wrestling seriously

I love- the meatloaf on Tuesday

I care- for the fresh wounds when allowed

I always - shower in groups

I am not- afraid of you

I believe - I will have another sip of what ever you are making in the toilet

I dance- only when the women's prison come on Fridays

I sing- Moon river to forget the pain

I don't always- want to be someones bitch

I write- on what's left of the toilet paper

I win- friends with cigarettes from the outside

I lose- my faith in the judicial system

I never- wanted to be a mule

I listen- to old men's stories

I can usually be found- in the fiction section

I'm scared of- everything in the dark

I read- the same books over and over again

I forget- what the sun looks like

I just- want to get out

I am- considering writing the Governor.

O.K. that was just for fun, it's my time to share something not everyone knows

I am Competitive,   But would never consider winning at any cost - acceptable behavior.

I love being outdoors,  But the bugs also love me to be outdoors

I have traveled the world,  But there is no place like home, and I'm quite happy where I am.

I enjoy having four seasons, But Don't like it too hot in the summer or too cold in the winter.

I am fearless on the Ski slopes, But I am paralyzed when children cross the street any where in my view.

I am patient with needy buyers, But expect sellers to get on board quickly with my advice (take the deal).

I think I look Good For my age,  But feel old when someone young tells me I look good for my age.

I listen to James Taylor & Steely Dan,  But hate it when the noise from my teenage son's guitar rattles the window and he thinks heavy metal is the only thing worth listening too. 

 I have passed the torch to my friends : William Feela, Frances Rokicki, And Shannon Aldrich and know their profound words will be inspirational to those that read them.

Steve Loynd