You can use math to prove just about any arguement. And disprove any arguement as well. I saw this in a demonstration on symbolic logic when I was in college...and I thought I would share it with you as it has stuck in my head all these many years...
We all know that given enough time and enough money, any man can get a woman. So, having said that...it can be said that girls are the product of time and money. In other words:
Girls = Time X Money
And we all know that "time is money" right? So, it can also be said that:
Time = Money
So, if we substitute money for time, we can say that:
Girls = Money X Money
Or.......
Girls = (Money) to the 2nd power
We also know that "money is the root of all evil". So, knowing that, it can be said that money is the square root of evil. So, we get:
Money = square root (Evil)
If we substitute that new meaning in for money, it can be said:
Girls = (square root (Evil)) to the 2nd power
As we all know, any time you square something that has a square root, those two properties cancel each other out. So, applying that cancellation, you end up like this:
Girls = Evil
Therefore, it must be accepted that all girls are evil!! :-)
Hope you enjoyed this little math lesson...and I hope you have a great holiday weekend! Happy Labor Day!
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