I don't need a real alarm clock because I've got the VARM ALARM. It goes off at about 5:00 a.m. every morning, usually when I'm in my deepest sleep, I will hear a tap, tap then some type of "blap" noise. That's the VARM ALARM. Or I may hear the bottom of my door rattle, that's the VARM ALARM. Don't leave any type of bottled water or drink on your bedside, as it may be knocked on the floor along with your cell phone -- that's the VARM ALARM.
By the way, once you're up, please feed me. THE VARMIT (BELOW)
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