Real Estate Jokes- What Do Ya Think?

Home Inspector with Examiner Home Inspections, LLC


  • "I have to have a raise in my commission," the agent said to his manager.

              "There are three other companies after me."

  • "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"
    • "The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."


       YOUR NEW HOME!! 

    A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
    They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".

    The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new home".


    Comments (11)

    Marc Baysek
    Iron Horse Properties, LLC - Rockingham, NC
    Iron Horse Properties

    I like it!!

    Sep 02, 2008 01:49 PM
    Account Should be deleted
    realty - Bloomingdale, IL

    Funny, but does not apply, although I can see from the number of people leaving the business it must have happened to some. 

    Sep 02, 2008 01:51 PM
    David Spencer
    Keller Williams Northland - Kansas City, MO
    Show Me real estate in Kansas City

    I asked Agent B what turned him on to make his multi-million sales volume. He said, my debt.

    Sep 02, 2008 01:54 PM
    Chris Brown- Florida Home Loan Specialist | Certified Mortgage Planner
    Chris Brown | Certified Mortgage Planners - Orlando, FL
    Chris Brown 407.367.2974

    very nice... i needed that laugh this evening.


    Chris the Implementer

    Sep 02, 2008 01:56 PM
    Bill C. Merrell
    Merrell Institute ~ Appraisal Education Network - Bohemia, NY
    Ph.D. - Merrell Institue

    Thanks for the jokes.

    Is it okay if I use them?

    Keep on blogging.


    Sep 02, 2008 02:08 PM
    Sonja Patterson
    Keller Williams - BV - College Station, TX
    Texas Monthly 5-Star Realtor Recipient for the Hou

    Love the jokes.  Humor is good for the soul!! :)  I like the R.I.P. joke the best!

    Sep 02, 2008 02:12 PM
    Abacus Properties, Inc. DBA Apple Dream Homes
    Abacus Properties Inc. - San Diego, CA

    LOL! Thanks for the laugh!

    Sep 02, 2008 02:19 PM
    Carol Knott
    RE/MAX The Woodlands & Spring - The Woodlands, TX

    Thanks for the humor. Keep it coming.

    Sep 02, 2008 02:23 PM
    Donna Harris
    Donna Homes, powered by JPAR - - Austin, TX
    Realtor,Mediator,Ombudsman,Property Tax Arbitrator

    Every time I hear that second one, I still laugh and laugh.  So funny!

    Sep 02, 2008 02:28 PM
    Patty Carroll
    Vancouver, WA

    They are both great! Loved the % commission one we might try that with our broker.

    Sep 02, 2008 05:27 PM
    real estate real estate
    Providence, RI

    I like the second. Hilarious. Is this your original writing? If this yes, this deserves to be featured. Thak you very much for the morning laughs.

    Sep 03, 2008 12:44 AM