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World War II Confession, You'll Love the Punch Line.....

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Real Estate Agent with Century 21 Olde Tyme BRE # 01405647

An elderly Italian man, who lived on the outskirts of Monte Cassino,
went to the local church for confession.


When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said,
"Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door
and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."


The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did. You have no
need to confess that."


"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual
favours."

The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. 
However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that 
way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."


"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one
more question."


"And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her that the war is over?"

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