What's Your Anti-Depressant?
Mason and Bexley Pharmaceuticals new product proves in clinical trials to be a safe and effective anti-depressant. Those who participated in the clinical trials related no lasting harmful side effects, however the user may be inclined to feel a slightly "addictive" state set in upon introduction to the product. Producing sometimes, uncontrollable laughter, warm sensations throughout the chest, and the urge to take long naps in the middle of the afternoon.
This new line of products can be self administered at home without the need for Physician monitoring, however it would be wise to have someone monitor your Petzsmart shopping sprees until the user becomes accustomed to the sometimes uncontrollable urge to purchase the latest pet fashions.
These two "pills" are guaranteed to bring much happiness to your life and after one dose you just don't know how you made it this long without them.
I must confess, the strong urge to "over-medicate" is there, but Mason and Bexley Pharmaceuticals assures you that it is virtually impossible to overdose, and you really do need that pet fashion you past up last week in order to make your car payment.
One user reports "This is some strong stuff. My life was just a day in day out routine with little to no entertainment value, but once I was introduced to Mason and Bexley Pharmaceuticals it has been a non-stop party of a good time."
"Mason and Bexley have improved my quality of life ten fold."
"Mason and Bexley have hit the mark with this combination."
"I LOVE MY LIFE!"
"My life has balance now, and more laughter than I know what to do with."
There you have it folks! Unfortunately, production was limited to just a prototype, but I have heard that there are plenty of generics in circulation, so it should not be too hard for you to find a similar product in a town near you.* 
*Results will vary from person to person and according to which generic you are using. Use only as directed. Please check with your physician before starting this or any other mood enhancement regimen.
This info-mercial was brought to you by Aiken Atlas Team. Proud contributors to Mason and Bexley Pharmaceuticals, and without which clinical trials would not have been possible. If you would like to contribute or participate in future trials similar in nature please visit Molly's Militia (if you are in the CSRA) or your local Animal Shelter.
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