What's with the title you ask? Why not? These once mighty institutions have become lame ducks waiting for the federal government to herd them into protected game lands. Years of getting fat off the cash from sub-prime loans has put them in the U.S. Government ICU for heart failure. Can they be saved, doctor? We'll have to wait for the commercial to end so we can find out. The plot thickens! One of the new surgeons is buddies with John McCain and actually oversaw the finances of his last failed presidential bid. Is the sudden decision to hospitalize politically motivated?
Fat Fannie and Freddie Mac & Cheese
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I'm beginning to wonder if our government is in Washington D.C. or Hollywood Ca. On the bright side: the joker and the penguin are almost out of office and there is no sequel planned.
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