I recently had a friend who became a policeman and I could not help but to wonder how long it will be until his new authority will go to his head! You know the type of person I am talking about.......
A Department of Agriculture representative stops at a Florida ranch
and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for your water
The old rancher says, “Okay, but don't go in that field over there.”
The Goverment Representative says, “Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me.”
“Do you see this card?”, the government rep asked?
“This card means I am allowed to go wherever I want, whenever I wish on
any agricultural land.”
“Have I made myself clear?”
“Yes Sir!” replied the rancher as he returns to his chores!
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and in the distance he sees the Government Rep running for his life and close behind the ranchers bull gaining ground with every step!
So the old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence
and yells at the top of his lungs.....
“YOUR CARD…… SHOW HIM YOUR CARD!”
Those Government workers never learn!!!
Have a great day!!!
Mike Kelly, Sellstate Advantage Realty, Cape Coral, Florida 239-549-9200