- During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
- It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
- Once applied, lipstick never rubs off - even while scuba diving.
- You've very likely to survive any battle in war unless you make the mistake of showing a picture of your sweetheart back home.
- Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. Even a bad German accent will do.
- If your town is threatened by an iminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
- The Eiffel Tower can be seen by any window in Paris.
- Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the refrigerator door and use that light instead.
- When staying in a haunted house, a woman should wear her most revealing underwear to investigate any strange noises.
- Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning - even though their husband and children never have time to eat anything.
- The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
- A single match is often sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK stadium.
- Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
- If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
- Cars that crash almost always burst into flames.
- Any person who wakes from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds-- unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
- Police Departments deliberately assign a partner to an officer who is their total opposite.
- It is possible to easily park outside any public building you are visiting - especially in urban cities such as New York, Los Angeles and San Francisco.
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