My girlfriend recently threw me out. My troubles started when I brought home a dog that someone gave me. I thought I was doing something good. The dog was homeless and we are animal lovers.
The man that gave me the dog told me his wife insisted that he get rid of it. She told him she thought the dog was staring at her whenever she was undressing and it was giving her the heebie-jeebies.
Now we are both homeless.
Any takers?
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