Three Nuns at a Ballgame

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Real Estate Agent with America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc.

My cousin (a nun for over 30 years) sent me this one.  I was a bit surprised; she generally doesn't pass stuff like this along:

Three nuns were attending a Cubs baseball game.pic

Three men were sitting directly behind them.

Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.

In a very loud voice the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah.  There are only 100 nuns living there."

Then the second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana.  There are only 50 nuns living there."

The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho.  There are only 25 nuns living there."

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, "Why don't you go to Hell.  There aren't any nuns there!"

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Laura Watts
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Jon, This is very cute and I love the Nun's sense of humor. Thanks for sharing.

 

Sep 23, 2008 12:31 PM #1
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Rudy Detgen
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Very funny stuff. Caught me off guard. Who'd expect Nuns to use that kind of language?

Thanks for the laugh

Rudy

Sep 23, 2008 05:58 PM #2
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LOL... That one cautht me off guard Jon... Good one...

Sep 23, 2008 09:22 PM #3
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Kristina Leone
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Just what I needed this morning!  Thank you!!!

Sep 24, 2008 02:42 AM #4
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Anne Marie Malf
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Real Estate Marketing Consultant/Virtual Asst, Bucks County,PA

Hi Jon, this is very funny and funnier that your cousin "a nun" would send it to you - even they have humor.  Which I never considered back when I was in school - 12 years of Catholic education. LOL  And what's really funny is that they were at a ball game - guess sports are really for everyone too.  By the way, this nun always scares me - bad reminder of my childhood.  Have a great day and thanks for the chuckle. ~ Anne Marie

Sep 24, 2008 02:54 AM #5
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Stacey Pierce
Licensed Real Estate Salesperson - Manhattan, NY

That is funny! Yes, its funnier knowing that your cousin is a nun. Thanks for sharing that one. I will have to try and remember it so I can repeat it.

Stacey~

 

Sep 25, 2008 01:22 PM #6
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Bob Cumiskey
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Jon, That is really funny.  The shock effect is great.  Thanks for sharing.

Sep 25, 2008 02:11 PM #7
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Bo Hussung
Bell Title /Triserv LLC - Nashvle, TN

Doh!

Funny....lol :)

Bo

Sep 26, 2008 03:14 AM #8
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Jen Bowman
Keller Williams on the Water - Holmes Beach, FL
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Jon, that is funny. I think I was half expecting something else.  Actually, I don't know what I was expecting. Thanks for sharing. It's nice to start the day with a smile!

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