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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Real Estate RS151669

I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary? Until they foreclose.

Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.

The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.

If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.

My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.

If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.

This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a down payment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.

Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.

The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.


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Richard Mielke
RE/MAX Results - Gettysburg, PA
REALTOR, Gettysburg Pennsylvania Real Estate

Carol, thanks for a laugh this morning. Especially the FSBO one.

Sep 26, 2008 02:57 AM #1
ama hender
Lone Tree, CO

SO funny!  I needed that.

Sep 26, 2008 03:00 AM #2
Phylis Harrell Newsom, Broker, ABR, CRS, GRI
BlueBird & Friends, REALTORS - Franklin, TN

Thanks, Carol, this is a great way to start the weekend!


Sep 26, 2008 03:07 AM #3
Sharon Wager
Hunt Real Estate - Camillus, NY
"Your Blue Jean Agent"

I read the last one (as I sit at home) and looked around me to see everything that I should be doing instead of blogging, and burst out laughing!  Thank you for that!

Sep 26, 2008 03:09 AM #4
Hope Goss
Ventura Property Shoppe - Ventura, CA
Ventura Real Estate

Very funny!  Gotta love a little laugh in the middle of this $700 billion pickle we find ourselves in.

Sep 26, 2008 03:15 AM #5
Sharon Roark
United Real Estate Lexington - Lexington, KY
Realtor Extraordinaire in Lexington KY

Thanks for the chuckle -- the one about homeowners always needing to do something really hit home as I sit here staring at the curtains I bought 3 weeks ago but have yet to hang and the dust bunnies that seem to crop up overnight on my hardwood floors!

Sep 26, 2008 03:18 AM #6
Rebecca Schrader
Competitive Insurance of Dundee - Dundee, FL


Ha! I'm w/ Sharon (above comment)...I just read that last one and looked around me too...and I...



Sep 26, 2008 03:19 AM #7
Sherie Earley-Womack
Choice Real Estate - Monterey, TN

LOL way too funny

Sep 26, 2008 03:42 AM #8
Li Read
Sea to Sky Premier Properties (Salt Spring) - Salt Spring Island, BC
Caring expertise...knowledge for you!

thanks for the laughs!     I especially like the one about the neighbour cutting grass to the lot line!


Sep 26, 2008 03:52 AM #9
Jim & Maria Hart
Brand Name Real Estate - Charleston, SC
Charleston, SC Real Estate

The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.

This is so true!  Thanks for the laughs!

Sep 26, 2008 06:31 AM #10
Jen Bowman
Keller Williams on the Water - Holmes Beach, FL
Realtor - Anna Maria Island & Bradenton FL

I agree with Jim and Maria.

The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing. 

Everywhere I look, I'm thinking, I have another chore to do.  I guess I'm cleaning windows tomorrow. Thanks for the reminder. :)



Sep 26, 2008 01:51 PM #11
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