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Learn Chinnese the Easiest Way .Yes in 5 MINUTES

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Real Estate Agent with Re/Max Gold Realty Inc.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!! OK read the English meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words... (You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense)...

1) That's not right.................................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.......................................... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man............................................. Dum Fuk

5) Small horse........................................ Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?....................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table........... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here.............................. Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great.................................................. Fa Kin Su Pah

Mara Hawks
First Realty Auburn - Auburn, AL
Inactive-2012 REALTOR - Homes for Sale Auburn Real Estate, AL

Thanks. I learned it in only 2 minutes! I've always wanted to be bilingual!

Sep 27, 2008 02:38 PM
Eric Reid
Renaissance Realty Group of Keller Williams Atlanta Partners - Lawrenceville, GA

not sure if I should laugh or be offended by the stereotype labelingof a community and the language

Sep 27, 2008 02:40 PM
Scott Owens
Halifax, NS

I'm with Eric - I love a good laugh...but still...

Sep 27, 2008 02:42 PM
Dinah Lee Griffey
Windermere Peninsula Properties - Allyn, WA
Managing Broker Windermere Peninsula Properties

I think that I could write my own now. Thanks

Sep 27, 2008 02:44 PM
Laddi Dhillon
Re/Max Gold Realty Inc. - Brampton, ON

i am sorry if i offended someone with this post.i didnt want to hurt someones feelings.I thought this is humour. And thanks for your comments

Sep 27, 2008 02:59 PM
Anonymous
eleanor

it is humor.  can't they take a joke!!!

Oct 01, 2008 11:50 AM
#6
Anonymous
Mei Laf Ing

Laddi !! If they can't stand the heat, they need to get out of the Pe King Palace !!  I loved it !! It's hillarious.  Hello, this is the "HUMOR" section.  Get a grip people.

Oct 01, 2008 11:53 AM
#7
Anonymous
Lin Foo Dang

  See, me laughing !! I like it !!

Oct 01, 2008 11:55 AM
#8
Anonymous
Wey tu kute

     MAKE ME LAUGH ALWAYS

Oct 01, 2008 12:00 PM
#9
Anonymous
G-Zilla

Yoo toh fun nee

Oct 01, 2008 12:03 PM
#10
Anonymous
Foo Man Chew

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement

Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache

Man with one chopstick go hungry. 

Oct 01, 2008 12:09 PM
#11
Anonymous
sim pil la dee

 and furthermore

Oct 01, 2008 12:09 PM
#12
Laddi Dhillon
Re/Max Gold Realty Inc. - Brampton, ON

Hi Sim

thanks for comment..but i am can speak only,no reading yet..anyway thanks again

Oct 01, 2008 12:51 PM
Dwight Schrute
Re/Max North Orange County - Fullerton, CA

Laddi ~ My humor post today is in your honor.  Let the good times role !! In this case "laughs" ! ~Dwight is Right 

Oct 02, 2008 04:00 AM