The First Blonde Guy Joke

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Select Realtors-Buy a home in Washington DC. Sell a home in Washington DC SP98364271

Someone sent this to me about a week ago. Thought I share it with you all.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were
eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off
this building.

'The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed "Burritos
 again"! If I get burritos! one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blond guy opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna
again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch,saw the
bologna and jumped to his death as well.
 
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!' The Mexican's wife also
wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.'

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Rainer
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Rob Wesler
Harborview Financial Partners, LLC - Land O Lakes, FL

... no you didn't!

Actually, funny....

Sep 28, 2008 11:01 PM #1
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Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Lanre - Wow!  That is really funny.  Thanks for the monday morning chuckle.

Sep 29, 2008 02:11 AM #2
Rainer
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ama hender
Lone Tree, CO

 Too Funny As a blonde I was actually interested to read this... it's funny, but still mean!





Sep 29, 2008 03:18 AM #3
Rainmaker
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Terri Visser
Desert Sky Real Estate, LLC - Redmond, OR
CRS - 12 Years Selling Central Oregon Real Estate

LOL.  Didn't see that punch line coming!

Sep 29, 2008 03:21 AM #4
Rainmaker
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Mary Strang
Viroqua, WI

Very Funny, makes my day to read a blond guy joke!

Sep 29, 2008 03:25 AM #5
Rainer
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Laurie Logan
Keller Williams Realty, Inc., Broker Associate - Madison, WI
South Central WI Real Estate

Hey Lanre,

Good one - and I'm a blonde! 

I love a good blonde joke.

Thanks,   Laurie

Sep 29, 2008 03:34 AM #6
Rainmaker
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C. Thompson
Loan Modification - Bethesda, MD
Loss Mitigation Cases

LOL! I didn't expect that ending. Funny Blog, and the 1st blonde male joke I've ever read. Thanks!

Sep 29, 2008 10:38 AM #7
Rainmaker
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Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375
Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI
Real Estate Services You can Trust!

I hadn't heard that one before.  Very funny, I enjoyed it.  Thanks for sharing this one.

Oct 08, 2008 06:47 AM #8
Rainer
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Brian Ryan
Century 21 Absolute Realty - Ridley Township, PA
What a great Joke. Did not see it coming.
Oct 08, 2008 03:38 PM #9
Rainmaker
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Jen Bowman
Keller Williams on the Water - Holmes Beach, FL
Realtor - Anna Maria Island & Bradenton FL

That's cute.  Thanks for sharing a smile!

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Oct 12, 2008 09:04 AM #10
Rainer
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Brooke Shepherd
Keller Williams Partners - Colorado Springs, CO
Speak With Honesty~Act with Integrity

That was a good one, thank you.  I get some many blonde jokes for woman, nice to see the change!

brooke

Oct 12, 2008 12:38 PM #11
Rainmaker
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David Saks
(retired) - Memphis, TN

That couldn't be considered a racist joke could it ? :-) Just wondered if the same rules applied to the color of someone's hair.

Oct 12, 2008 12:55 PM #12
Rainmaker
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Lanre-"THE REAL ESTATE FARMER" Folayan
Keller Williams Select Realtors-Buy a home in Washington DC. Sell a home in Washington DC - Bowie, MD
I don't make promises.I deliver results.SOLD HOMES

David-Racist joke? No one mentioned color of someone skin in this joke.

Livia-You're welcome. I am glad that you enjoyed it. Thanks for your comments.

Jen-You are very welcome. I am glad that it made you smile Jen. Have a great one.

Brian- I said the same thing myself when it was sent to me. Thanks for your comments.

Gary- You're welcome Gary. I am glad you enjoyed it. Have a great one.

C.Thompson-First one for me too. Thanks for your comments.

Laurie- I am glad that you liked it considering that you are a blonde. Thanks for your comments Laurie.

Mary- I am glad the joke made your day. Thanks for your comments.

Terri-LOL. You are silly. Thanks for your comments.

Amanda- Please do not be offended. You are one of my favorite people here on Active Rain. Last thing I want to do is offend one of my own peeps. Have a great one.

Rob- Yes I did-LOL. Thanks for your comments.

 

 

Oct 12, 2008 11:08 PM #13
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Tatyana Sturm
Exit Realty DTC - Aurora, CO
Denver Realtor, GRI, Denver/ Aurora CO Relocation

Haha, that would be my husband, I don't have time to make his lunch he fends for himself, usually a bowl of cereal

Oct 13, 2008 04:56 PM #14
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