Look for these mergers/consolidations to occur soon...
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally...
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang
I couldn't resist...
Long & Foster Real Estate, Inc., Annapolis MD 21403 - Annapolis, MD
Your Homes Around Annapolis Agent
Your Financial Coach - Bellingham, WA
That was fantastic. I still can't help but laugh...especially the last one...Thanks for the laugh Nathan. Got snow in Bozeman yet? Probable got some at Bridger already. How about Livingston?
Oct 07, 2008 09:14 AM
Dean's Team - Keller Williams Realty Partners Chicago IL - Chicago, IL
Dean's Team Chicago IL Real Estate Team
Nathan -
"When Your Smiling . . . The Whole World Smiles with You!"
Thanks, we all needed this, especially on a gray day here in Chicago, and an even bleaker one on Wall Street.
Hey, you forgot the planned acquisition of R.J. Reynolds Tobacco, by a private investment firm headed by the O'Teen Brothers. You know - Gill . . . and Nick!
Smile On!
DEAN & DEAN'S TEAM CHICAGO
Oct 07, 2008 09:20 AM
LoanOfficerSchool.com - Escondido, CA
Experience Is Your Advantage
Casa Tierra Realty - Santa Fe, NM
Santa Fe Broker
Nathan,
Thanks for the levity ... we can all use a laugh or two in these trying times. post more often.
Oct 07, 2008 04:06 PM
Keller Williams Realty, Inc., Broker Associate - Madison, WI
South Central WI Real Estate
Hey Nathan,
Those are really funny - time to print and share. Of course, I'll give you the credit!
Thanks, Laurie
Oct 07, 2008 04:13 PM
Keller Williams Keystone Realty - Hanover, PA
Realtor
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