Some humor on a day when it may be hard to find some...

Real Estate Agent with Ranch & Resort Group ​L​I​C​-​3​2​0​9​7

Look for these mergers/consolidations to occur soon...
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally...
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang

I couldn't resist...

Comments (9)

Martha Brown
Long & Foster Real Estate, Inc., Annapolis MD 21403 - Annapolis, MD
Your Homes Around Annapolis Agent

Too cute and a great laugh. Thanks

Oct 07, 2008 09:09 AM
Chuck Christensen
Your Financial Coach - Bellingham, WA

That was fantastic. I still can't help but laugh...especially the last one...Thanks for the laugh Nathan. Got snow in Bozeman yet? Probable got some at Bridger already. How about Livingston?

Oct 07, 2008 09:14 AM
Dean Moss
Dean's Team - Keller Williams Realty Partners Chicago IL - Chicago, IL
Dean's Team Chicago IL Real Estate Team

Nathan -

"When Your Smiling . . . The Whole World Smiles with You!"

Thanks, we all needed this, especially on a gray day here in Chicago, and an even bleaker one on Wall Street.

Hey, you forgot the planned acquisition of R.J. Reynolds Tobacco, by a private investment firm headed by the O'Teen Brothers.  You know - Gill . . .  and Nick!

Smile On!



Oct 07, 2008 09:20 AM
Bill Ladewig - Escondido, CA
Experience Is Your Advantage

Very funny... good fun to brighten a bad news day.

Oct 07, 2008 10:14 AM
Diana Lyons
Blacksburg, VA

These are cute.

Oct 07, 2008 12:04 PM
Bill Schwent
Casa Tierra Realty - Santa Fe, NM
Santa Fe Broker


Thanks for the levity ... we can all use a laugh or two in these trying times.  post more often.

Oct 07, 2008 04:06 PM
Laurie Logan
Keller Williams Realty, Inc., Broker Associate - Madison, WI
South Central WI Real Estate

Hey Nathan,

Those are really funny - time to print and share.  Of course, I'll give you the credit!

Thanks,   Laurie

Oct 07, 2008 04:13 PM
Sharon Harris
Keller Williams Keystone Realty - Hanover, PA

Love this. Yes we all need to lighten up a bit!!

Oct 08, 2008 02:00 AM

Too funny.. Here's a hilarious song about the Wall Street bailout: <a href=""></a>

Oct 08, 2008 09:23 AM