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MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES

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Real Estate Agent with Century 21 Olde Tyme


THIS WAS SENT TO ME TODAY AFTER i SENT HE AND HIS WIFE AN ANNIVERSARY CARD.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on he robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee,"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
"Yes, I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued."Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,"Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said ... "I would have gotten out today."


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Ricardo Bueno
Diverse Solutions - Los Angeles, CA

That was hysterical!!!

 

Apr 11, 2007 06:12 PM
Rick McCullough
Alert Home Services - Denver, CO
Yes I can relate, lovley story. Never did get that guys name though, would have liked to commiserated with him. ;-)
Apr 11, 2007 06:33 PM
Doug Beaver
Century 21 Olde Tyme - Corona, CA
Corona Norco Eastvale Riverside Homes
Roberta, I read this and laughed out loud. Then shared it with some others in the office, no laughter they might not have appreciated it as I did, Thanks keep these coming.
Apr 12, 2007 06:52 AM
Roberta Lee
Century 21 Olde Tyme - Norco, CA
Norco Corona Riversid Homes For Sale

Ricardo

Thanks for stoping by and commenting. :)

Rick

That's why I didn't put it in, can't have you guys getting together now can we?  Thanks for the comment. :)

Doug

And you expected a group of ladies to laugh at this one :/  I don't think soooo. Thanks for the comment. :)

Apr 12, 2007 07:07 AM
Debbie Creech
ERA Team IV Homes - Poughkeepsie, NY
This was great!   It's a good joke when I laugh out loud.
Apr 12, 2007 07:11 AM
Roberta Lee
Century 21 Olde Tyme - Norco, CA
Norco Corona Riversid Homes For Sale

Debbie

I am so glad it made you laugh out loud. That's my aim.  Thanks for the comment. :)

Apr 12, 2007 07:14 AM
SANDRA E GLEICHER
K Fortuna Realty, Inc - Lagrangeville, NY
"Let's Get Busy"

Boy...Did I crack up when I read this!  It reminded me of someone I knew.  Think of it this way... He stayed.  He could have left.  Something must have been good for him not to leave.  Must have been the prison stories he heard throughout the years! 

FUNNY! FUNNY!

 

Sandy

Apr 12, 2007 07:34 AM
Roberta Lee
Century 21 Olde Tyme - Norco, CA
Norco Corona Riversid Homes For Sale

Sandy

LOL thanks for the comment.  I guess we all know someone this would fit.

Apr 12, 2007 07:54 AM
Doug Beaver
Century 21 Olde Tyme - Corona, CA
Corona Norco Eastvale Riverside Homes
Roberta, But it still was hilarious. Ya think some ladies could relate to a shot gun wedding. Keep up the great posts !
Apr 13, 2007 08:25 AM
Roberta Lee
Century 21 Olde Tyme - Norco, CA
Norco Corona Riversid Homes For Sale

Doug

Hay do they still do those?  LOL  :)

Apr 13, 2007 10:49 AM