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Funny Halloween Jokes!!

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Real Estate Sales Representative with Kennewick Richland (and West) Pasco WA Homes For Sale

 

Original content by Highland Beach Condos David Serle DRE# BK 3037665

In the spirit of Halloween.  I thought these jokes may not be funny, but it should lighten up your mood.

  1. Why Pumpkins are better than Men?

    Each year you get a brand new crop to choose from.  Also, they are always on the doorstep there waiting to greet you.

  2. How do you address a pumpkin with three heads?

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         Hello,      hello,        hello.

  3. What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
    Cut it out!
  4. What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
    Squash
  5. John, a city slicker from Boston, bought a pumpkin patch.  He thought that he could make more money from chickens than the previous owner made from pumpkins, so he went to a poultry farm and bought 50 chickens.

    '50 is a lot of chickens for that little pumpkin patch,' commented the proprietor.  'I am used to big business' John replied.'

    A week later John was back at the farm. 'I need another 50 chickens,' he said. 'Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming,' the poultry farmer told him.

    'Oh yes,' John replied. 'It' will be Ok if I can just iron out a few problems.'  'Problems?', asked the farmer. 'Yeah,' replied the John, 'I think I planted that first batch too close together.

Enjoy!!!  Happy Halloween!!!

Comments (4)

Lori Isaacson
Credit Restoration Consultants - Plantation, FL

At least this was not the foreclouser one. For some reason I do not find the humor in that. Thanks for the chuckle...

Happy Thursday!!

Lori

Oct 23, 2008 02:52 AM
Rebecca Anne Cole
PNC Mortgage - Timonium, MD

Cute jokes.  Thanks for the post and laugh.

Oct 24, 2008 11:02 PM
Melody Botting
Broker Associate PenFed Realty - San Antonio, TX
You Deserve The Best

Thanks for the chuckle.  This makes the morning a little brighter.

Oct 24, 2008 11:11 PM
Colleen Lane
Kennewick Richland (and West) Pasco WA Homes For Sale - Kennewick, WA
Realtor(r) 509.438.9344 www.LaneRealEstateTeam.com

Thanks visiting.  I thought they were cute!  :o)

Oct 25, 2008 03:00 PM