It's Funny - 15 years later!

A horse walks into a restaurant and saddles up to the bar.

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

OR

A bear walks by a house that has all Southern exposure.  What color is the bear?

I don't get it...................maybe I need a few days?

The bear one has me too.  The funny jokes I still remember aren't funny to me at all now.  They were pretty stupid, mostly.

There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.

The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, "Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins."

The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets"! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."

The third father opens the window and jumps out.

The third nurse comes out, and asks, "Where's the third father?"

One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window."

The nurse asks, "Why?"

He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"

My kids are grown now and I still laigh when I remember the funny things they said and did.

Steve,

The kids (when they were much younger) make me laugh just by their looks of either disbelief that I said what I said OR they just don't get it....either way works for me....LOL