The wife and i are going to dress as Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac for Halloween.
Now just how do we do this you ask? How will you recognise us you ask....simple?
We will be dressed in Very expensive Business suits....and have our pockets and clothes completely stuffed with money...money sticking out everywhere....and we will be asking people if they can spare a few dollars for a cup of coffee....$5 would be good....we can only drink single tall non-fat double shot pumpkin latte's.
We will be asking people to refinance their homes to 100% ltv at 5% fees to help us out.....and tell them it is fine because they don't need make payments for 9 months...it will take us 9 months to send out a foreclose notice......and 6 months before it actually forecloses.
Any other idea.s besides a million dollars worth of jewelry....on each of us.....