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Remember the Doritos Commercial "I Smell Refund" ? This is similar, Read it you will definately get a laugh...

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Real Estate Agent with Century 21 Olde Tyme BRE # 01405647

From A good friend of mine enjoy ! 

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches up to the Counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.

I'd  really rather have a job."


The social worker behind the counter says "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

 You'll  have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.

You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
 
The  guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"


The  social worker says, "Yeah, well...

  

You started  it!"

Comments (7)

Ray Saenz
Exit Realty Laredo - Laredo, TX
Homes for Sale in Laredo, TX - Texas, Realtor

Doug,

Good one :)  keep the good work :)

 

Apr 15, 2007 03:38 PM
Roger Stensland
Keller Williams Realty Puget Sound - Maple Valley, WA
Let's Move!
Good joke.  That is the second joke that I read today.  Today, the humor is doing me some good.
Apr 15, 2007 03:43 PM
Doug Beaver
Century 21 Olde Tyme - Corona, CA
Corona Norco Eastvale Riverside Homes
Ray, Thanks for the comment, I only post those that hit my funny bone. I am glad it had the same effect on you too.
Apr 15, 2007 03:43 PM
Julie McLaughlin
Staging Chico - Chico, CA
Pretty funny.
Apr 15, 2007 03:45 PM
Todd Clark - Retired
eXp Realty LLC - Tigard, OR
Principle Broker Oregon

I wish it wasn't true in some cases.

Apr 15, 2007 05:22 PM
Rick McCullough
Alert Home Services - Denver, CO

Good laugh,, to bad those JOBS aren't real sometimes UH?? ;-) but I'll just plug along at the one I have and love,,

Apr 15, 2007 06:31 PM
Anonymous
jwii

it's tostitos, not doritos

Jun 29, 2017 04:51 AM
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