Well, one way to do it is when he dies you keep him frozen on ice. That's how Frozen Dead Guy Days got it's name. Every year on the first full weekend in March (burrrrrr....) Nederland Colorado celebrates "Grandpa Bredo" who supposedly is still kept on ice in the Tuff Shed. His grandson, a Norwegian immigrant brought his deceased "Gradpa Bredo" to Nederland Colorado in 1989 where his body lies frozen in a shed (at -109F) behind his daughter's old house. I've heard it said that Trygue (the grandson) wasn't aware of American taboos about storing deceased relatives with yard tools...anyway Trygue was finally deported by the US government (not because of his grandfather..), and the City of Nederland Colorado grandfathered in Grandpa Bredo, against all odds, and Grandpa is allowed to remain interned in the Tuff Shed until they discover a cure for being dead.
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