Jeff Foxworthy on Canadians:

By
Real Estate Sales Representative with RE/MAX of Wasaga Beach Inc., Brokerage

We Canadians are indeed a breed apart. One of my co-workers just sent me this timeless Jeff Foxworthy list describing us Canucks perfectly. Read on:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in
Canada.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you live in Canada.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Canada.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you live in Canada.

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you
live in Canada.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Canada.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in
Canada.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,
you live in Canada

If you can drive 50 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you live in Canada.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you live in Canada.

If you carry jump leads in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you
live in Canada.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live
in Canada.

If the speed limit on the highway is 60 mph, you're going 70 and everybody
is passing you, you live in Canada.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you live in Canada.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
construction, you live in Canada.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in
Canada.

If you find 34°F 'a little chilly', you live in Canada.

And I'll add one of my own: "If you've ever been out showing property and your snowmobile ran out of gas on the trail leading to the property, you might be a real estate agent... in Canada."

~ Bruce

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